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  • Thom2
    Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
    • Jan 2003
    • 1786
    • Stevens, PA, USA.
    • Craftsman 22124

    #271


    Thom lets out a shrill scream and passes out at the thought of $50, he may be comatose at this point ... but ....
    If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
    **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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    • TheRic
      Veteran Member
      • Jun 2004
      • 1912
      • West Central Ohio
      • bt3100

      #272
      the cat strolls over and licks his balls (the golf balls you dirty minded people) then whispers something in Thom's ear. Suddenly he jumps up and starts running around in circles yelling....
      Ric

      Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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      • newood2
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 600
        • Brooklyn, NY.
        • BT3100-1

        #273
        Balls O' Fire!! Balls O' Fire!! Run! Run! Run for your lives!!
        Then suddenly the sound of sirens were heard..

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #274
          by everyone as someone shouted out "There's an asteroid headed for us and were doomed". But soon, when no asteroid showed up, the cable guy said the noise was just a test sound from his moisture meter. Meanwhile, the cat had to go to 7-11 to get a pack of cigarettes and took the cable guy's truck that was left running and...

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #275
            the cops tried to pull him over because.....
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #276
              there was a little old lady caught on the rear bumper of the truck and she was running as fast as she could to keep up. The cop stopped the truck and went back to the old lady and said "We clocked the cat at 45 mph, which was 10 over the limit. We saw you hangin' on to the bumper trying to keep up, are you OK?"

              The old lady brushed herself off and said...

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              • LarryG
                The Full Monte
                • May 2004
                • 6693
                • Off The Back
                • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                #277
                "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." Just then the cable repairman came running up and ...
                Larry

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                • Ed62
                  The Full Monte
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 6021
                  • NW Indiana
                  • BT3K

                  #278
                  insisted that the little old lady also got a speeding ticket. That's absurd, the cop said because she........
                  Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                  For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15216
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #279
                    was attached to the bumper which makes her cargo. I could charge her with improper packaging, and indecent exposure, because her face is showing, but instead, I'll charge her with...

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                    • Thom2
                      Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1786
                      • Stevens, PA, USA.
                      • Craftsman 22124

                      #280
                      my taser .....
                      If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
                      **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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                      • Black wallnut
                        cycling to health
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 4715
                        • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                        • BT3k 1999

                        #281
                        but the woman declined the charging sweetly said to the officer....
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                        • Ed62
                          The Full Monte
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 6021
                          • NW Indiana
                          • BT3K

                          #282
                          kiss my ash, when she presented the most beautiful piece of ash ever. Now, you wouldn't think a woman of that age would have.........
                          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                          • BrazosJake
                            Veteran Member
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1148
                            • Benbrook, TX.
                            • Emerson-built Craftsman

                            #283
                            I'd prefer you use your nightstick on me...

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                            • cabinetman
                              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 15216
                              • So. Florida
                              • Delta

                              #284
                              So the officer unzipped his...
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                              >leather case which housed a long well formed billie club and while laughing uncontrollably...

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                              • JerryMak2
                                Forum Newbie
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11
                                • Roswell, NM, USA.
                                • Ryobi BT3000, 1995 vintage

                                #285
                                critter that was
                                Jerry

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