the cat strolls over and licks his balls (the golf balls you dirty minded people) then whispers something in Thom's ear. Suddenly he jumps up and starts running around in circles yelling....
by everyone as someone shouted out "There's an asteroid headed for us and were doomed". But soon, when no asteroid showed up, the cable guy said the noise was just a test sound from his moisture meter. Meanwhile, the cat had to go to 7-11 to get a pack of cigarettes and took the cable guy's truck that was left running and...
there was a little old lady caught on the rear bumper of the truck and she was running as fast as she could to keep up. The cop stopped the truck and went back to the old lady and said "We clocked the cat at 45 mph, which was 10 over the limit. We saw you hangin' on to the bumper trying to keep up, are you OK?"
was attached to the bumper which makes her cargo. I could charge her with improper packaging, and indecent exposure, because her face is showing, but instead, I'll charge her with...
So the officer unzipped his...
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>leather case which housed a long well formed billie club and while laughing uncontrollably...
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