Keep it going

[crokett]

... and the blonde walks (well hops since Thom still has her leg) in and reveals herself to be Black Wallnut in drag!...

[Ed62]

But he was in drag because he lost a bet when the White Sox won the World Series in Oct. 2008. But what he didn't know was that the game was played under protest because.............

[TheRic]

There was evidence that there was a wood working dust collector in the outfield. It seems more home runs were made when the White Sox's where up and the DC was turned on. What no one could figure out is how a Dust Collector could increase the number of home runs, even if it did come from down under.

[Ed62]

So the White House decided it must be a terrorist trick. They sent their best to investigate. When the investigation was over.......

[Richard in Smithville]

They decided it was the work of a new group know as al'Canada. They threw back bacon and yelled "eh". They were known by the toque's that they wore.

[Ed62]

al'Canada infiltrated the United States by digging a tunnel from Montreal to the northern part of Mississippi. They could have dug a shorter tunnel, but......

[Richard in Smithville]

but they were using metric and the feet and miles was very confusing.

[TheRic]

but the GPS they were using came from Harbor Freight

[Ed62]

where Mrs. Wallnut was working. She had been tipped off about the group, so she placed an ad offering 50% off on the GPS, along with a 30% coupon, and another woodworker's club discount of 30%. That gave al'Canada a GPS system and $60.00 change just for showing up. But digging a tunnel that long, made the bicepts of the group very.........

[TheRic]

weak. Since they were so busy digging they didn't have a chance to do as many of their 12 oz curls. But they figured the $60 could get them enough to get home. At least they did enough that they could follow the trail home.

[cabinetman]

Meanwhile, Mrs. Wallnut was made head cashier and got a big raise (she deserved it), and Ed got hired to...

[Ed62]

dispose of all tools because they were going out of the tool selling business (anyone want something?). Then the wolves.........

[cabinetman]

from the BT3.com forum world wide rented Ford minivans and all converged on the stores at the same time with flags and banners waving, and playing the music, "If I had A Hammer", rolling carts down the isles loading up...

[crokett]

.... hams. Although why Harbor Freight sold hams is beyond me. Meanwhile back at Rod's shop, Steve was still recovering from seeing Norm get sucked into the dust collector, the cat, Loring and Cliff were wondering where to go for a drink and Thom, crokett and the blonde, er, Black Wallnut were about to...

[Ed62]

rewire Rod's DC system so it would blow the collected dust all over Rod's shop. They were selling tickets to the public, so they could watch.....