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  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 22006
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #316
    a loud thud as the grey-green fragmentation grenade hit the floor. Every one froze with horror as the pineapple rolled unevenly to the center of the room, where it exploded in a blinding flash. It instantly killed Darlene, Charlie, Fred, Crystal, the unnamed cat, Aunt Em and Toto, thus effectively putting the thread back on track - about six pages to be exact, when times were simpler...
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #317
      except for the fact that Rod Serling was seen standing in the corner saying " Imagine if you will".....
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #318
        Now that we're back to page 6,
        Originally posted by cabinetman
        But it wasn't maple at all, it was a shin bone from a demestefinesloves de canine, a rare doglike animal that lived millions of years ago, primarily around this park, that scientists have said...
        has a very strong resemblance to......
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #319
          the drunken St. Bernard on the Topper show who...

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #320
            when drunk, could smell the difference between dust specks, depending on which species of........
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #321
              ... cat the dust came from. Just then Bill walked in. (not Bill the cable guy but the other Bill - the guy who didn;t know how he'd gotten into the story) And Bill said...
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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              • cabinetman
                Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                • Jun 2006
                • 15216
                • So. Florida
                • Delta

                #322
                "It could have been from one of them Chesire cats"


                "Once they get to drinkin' ya just don't know if they are drunk or just smilin', so what you hafta do is"...

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                • Black wallnut
                  cycling to health
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 4715
                  • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                  • BT3k 1999

                  #323
                  give them a field sobriety test! to which the cat......
                  Donate to my Tour de Cure


                  marK in WA and Ryobi Fanatic Association State President ©

                  Head servant of the forum

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                  • Ed62
                    The Full Monte
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 6021
                    • NW Indiana
                    • BT3K

                    #324
                    refused to take. After all........
                    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                    • cabinetman
                      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 15216
                      • So. Florida
                      • Delta

                      #325
                      he dropped out of kittygarten and had trouble doing the alphabet backwards, and can't stand on one hind leg and lift the other a half inch, but he would try to follow the tip of the pen with his eyes in lieu of...

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                      • Jaden
                        Established Member
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 202
                        • Trenton, MI
                        • BT3100

                        #326
                        the other field sobriety test test offered, having to build an authentic Louie the XIV credenza with matching armoire on the side of the freeway, using only the tools he had available ...
                        "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                        • cabinetman
                          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 15216
                          • So. Florida
                          • Delta

                          #327
                          which included a scissors jack, jack handle, nail clipper, seatbelt cutter, bottle opener, fuse puller, and...

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                          • thestinker
                            Senior Member
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 613
                            • Fort Worth, TX, USA.

                            #328
                            a bottle of Jose Quervo with a franklin tapled to the next. The cop said....
                            Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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                            • crokett
                              The Full Monte
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 10627
                              • Mebane, NC, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3000

                              #329
                              "tapled to the next? That's it. You're drunk." So the cop put the cat in the back of his police car and then...
                              David

                              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                              • Ed62
                                The Full Monte
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 6021
                                • NW Indiana
                                • BT3K

                                #330
                                proceeded to walk around the car to get in the driver's seat. But by the time he got there, the cat already jumped over the seat, and drove........
                                Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                                For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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