The serial cat killer and the cop started to argue on who's fault it was that the cat got away. Just then out of the corner of their eye they saw......
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that the cat had made itself dizzy, and headed back to them by mistake. The serial cat killer (whom we shall call SCK) raised his gun (looked just like the BT3 Magnum), took aim and...Comment
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fired off a shot, but as luck would have it a Phoenix that was flying overhead dropped the rabbit he was carrying. The rabbit fell right in front of the cat, stopping the bullet. The SCK could not believe it, the cop was stunned, the cat stopped dead in his tracks looking down at this rabbit with a huge BT3 Magnum shot in it's side. The SCK took careful aim to at the cat as it was looking down at the rabbit, he pulled the trigger........Ric
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click, no bang.....must have been a high primer! opps wrong topic, wrong forum! Dang reloads. The cat then came to his senses and .....Donate to my Tour de Cure
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climbed the tallest tree around, and hid in a squirrel's nest. He feel asleep. When he woke up, he realized he was up in a tree, and he knew he'd need the fire department to bring a ............Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
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bottle of aspirin and cigs!!! Man was this a killer hangover, only if he knew.....Ric
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where he lost his balls! remember the golf balls you sicko! The squirrels may....Donate to my Tour de Cure
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be convinced they are nuts, and give him their cigs. Man is this hangover a killer, I need ......Ric
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to sleep for about a week. But I know I can't because I have to..........Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
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do a catscan for some food. I haven't eaten in...Comment
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a good restaurant for a long time. I think it's about time I ordered a ..........Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
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a pizza with triple anchovies! I'll have to say this hangover is the worst I've ever had. Have I said that before??!!! Can't even think straight, or crooked, he he he, I crack myself up. ooooowwwwwhhhhhhh that hurt!!!!!!! I don't normally get a hangover from Tequila, just crazy, must have been something in.... I ...feel.....d.i..z...z....y..........Ric
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and with the agility and dexterity of a woodworker, did a back flip with a half twist, walked down the street, found a newly opened Pizza's R Us, went in and sat down at the red and white checkered tablecloth and looked at the menu. Realizing he couldn't read in addition to counting because of dropping out if kittygarten, he looked around and...Comment
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saw Crokett, Thom in his thong, Black Walnut, and Loring having a pizza, drinking some beer, talking about some their past woodworking experiences, and just plan having a good ol time.Ric
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So he thought if he created a distraction, he could run over to their table and grab some eats and a beer, since he didn't have any money on him because cats don't have pockets.
He screamed "Fire". "Fire". and everybody in the restaurant ran for the door causing...Comment
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