Keep it going

[Ed62]

he pulled out a fifty dollar bill, and said........

edit: Welcome aboard Jerry

[crokett]

... know where that guy Thom is? I want to buy the tools in his shop. The cable repairman (who was named Bill, but not the Bill who heard voices, but a different Bill, so yes, there are 2 Bills in the story) said 'I think he is back at Wayne Manor. He's the one in the thong'. The cop said...

[Ed62]

I need one more ticket for the month. Maybe I can write one for indecent exposure. Or maybe trade "no ticket for tools". All of a sudden......

[Richard in Smithville]

Somewhere in Washington State.....

[Ed62]

Michael Jordan was trying to hitch a ride on a freeway. A guy came by on a horse.......

[Black wallnut]

roped him and tied him in 3.9 seconds! Dang that fred whitfield is fast! Fred's buddy Charlie Sampson, the former world champion bull rider then.....



(hey ya mentioned horses and Washington and I thought Rodeo; so get off me! I live in Rodeo City USA)

[cabinetman]

called Crystal Whitfield on his Verizon Wireless (Crystal is Fred's wife and his sometime playmate) and told her he thinks Fred is on to them, to meet him that night at the Do Drop Inn, at 8:00 PM for some frolic time (and to see her new breast implants). Crystal said "Sho nuff, I be dere". They hung up and Charlie...

[Ed62]

tripped over a chair, breaking his leg in several places. This, of course, ruined his chance of............

[cabinetman]

checkin' out the bumpers that night. Fred and Crystal went to the hospital to visit and there was Darlene the nurse, a gorgeous redhead. They sat down and watched as Darlene was rubbing Charlie's...

[jewalsh2k]

.....temples, just taking away all that tension he had built up worrying about Fred finding out about him and Crystal. Ahh that night had been so magical but now of course a reckoning was coming.....

[cabinetman]

because Fred couldn't take his eyes off of Darlene. She knew what he was thinkin' and kept leaning over the bed while Fred was galking. Crystal saw what was going on and left the room, to have a cigar (no, not that cigar). Darlene went over to Fred and didn't know that the top of her outfit was unbuttoned (yeah right), and said to Fred...

[Ed62]

it's nice to have a patient like you. Someone I can relate to. Fred wondered to himself if she was the head nurse. Somehow, the patient information sheets got mixed up, and everyone there thought Fred was there for a circumcision. Fred said......

[Black wallnut]

ther ain't no way you're gona geld me! With surs a-jingling Fred saunterd off into the sunset. Meanwhile back at the scene the cat and the cop were.....

[Ed62]

making passionate love in the back seat of the motorcycle. Another cop happened to be in the vicinity, and when he saw what was happening.....

[Richard in Smithville]

it incured in him such feelings that he whipped out his......