"I drive a truck, I've driven 500,000,000 miles in the last few years, and I can identify a truck when I see one, and I saw a cat last thursday driving a Mercedes truck, it could be the cat that played with Hector, or a different cat, but he was drivin' alright, couldn't see over the wheel, and didn't use hand signals but he"...
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... sure knew where that gas pedal was. The cop then asked Black Wallnut if he'd been drinking and Black Wallnut replied 'How do I know if you've been drinking?" The cop said "Good question" and told them to move on. By now everyone was so confused they couldn't remember where they were going so they decided to ...David
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pull off the road and play a quick game of strip poker. Mrs. Walnut said she wouldn't do that, so canasta was suggested, and crockett took out the cards, shuffled them and...Comment
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took a big sigh of relief as he realized that Thom could only lose once. Since he is a lousy poker player that meant seeing Thom naked very early in the game. As that, shudder, thought was going thru his mind....Ric
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that cards are not the way to go. He decided to play mumbly peg. So they all got out and gathered in a circle, and Ed had a knife to use. He opened it up and then...Comment
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a bunch of fire ants crawled out, so he quickly gave the knife to Bill. Bill knew exactly what to do with it. He.......Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
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.. said "I'm Bill? I read back two pages. Who am I and how'd I get into this story?"David
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so Bill thought he could get the reflection of the sun onto the blade then reflect the ray to the ants and burn them out, but instead, blinded most of us until we took the knife away and by that time the ants had...Comment
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eaten all the tuna sandwiches, not realiZing that the mayo was 3 days old and sure to make them allRuffSawn
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... sicker than a dog trying to glue donuts onto a cowboy hat.
(WHAT???)
Bill put away his knife and sat down wearily on a nearby rock. "You know," he said wistfully, "I really miss the old days. People had manners. Families had values. Stories had continuity. I tell ya, the world's just going to the mall in a tea cup."
(I say again: WHAT???)
(Hey, it makes as much sense as this mysterious 'Bill' guy does!)LarryComment
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Meanwhile, back in stately Wayne Manor.....From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
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.... Bill said "I still don't know who I am or how I got into this crazy story!".David
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Just then a shot rang out.....
(Ok, lets try the shot angle again)Ric
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and everyone hit the floor except....From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
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except Bill who was too busy trying to figure out why he is in this story, and how he can get back out and to a real woodworking project.Ric
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