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  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #121
    absolutely nothing. At that time, she overheard a guy telling a joke that went something like this: "A priest, a rabbi and a wrestler......
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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    • LarryG
      The Full Monte
      • May 2004
      • 6693
      • Off The Back
      • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

      #122
      ... walked in a brand-new Home Depot and ordered a beer." The blonde, who had a part-time job there, didn't realize that Home Depot sold beer, so she paged the manager and asked ...
      Larry

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #123
        Why doesn't Loring want to visit me? The manager.........
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #124
          .... was busy trying to look over the privacy fence so as to see Thom in a thong. So the blonde...
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #125
            got a good laugh out of that. Out of nowhere came a long lost submarine from WWII. Nazi............
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • Black wallnut
              cycling to health
              • Jan 2003
              • 4715
              • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
              • BT3k 1999

              #126
              that was assymilated by the BORG. The blonde removing her leg again...
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              • crokett
                The Full Monte
                • Jan 2003
                • 10627
                • Mebane, NC, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #127
                ... took out the sunglasses and put them on the cat, who'd just jumped out of the submarine. The cat...
                David

                The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • LarryG
                  The Full Monte
                  • May 2004
                  • 6693
                  • Off The Back
                  • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                  #128
                  ... purred contentedly and licked his balls (the GOLF balls, you pervert, had you forgotten about those???) while the blonde tossed the wooden leg into the corner. It was uncomfortable and caused her to walk with a limp, since the guy who made it was a newbie and didn't realize he had to allow for wood movement.

                  Suddenly she turned to the cat and exclaimed ...
                  Larry

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                  • Thom2
                    Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1786
                    • Stevens, PA, USA.
                    • Craftsman 22124

                    #129
                    I've got a nice piece of Ash for the first guy that comes along and makes me a leg that's comfortable .... JUST THEN ....
                    If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
                    **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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                    • crokett
                      The Full Monte
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 10627
                      • Mebane, NC, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3000

                      #130
                      ... the guy driving the Mercedes truck (Mercedes doesn't make a truck!) showed up and showed her his plane. He said 'I'd like a piece of your ash' to which the blonde replied....
                      David

                      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                      • LarryG
                        The Full Monte
                        • May 2004
                        • 6693
                        • Off The Back
                        • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                        #131
                        "Are you sure you want it? Yes, I'm blonde; and yes, I have a shapely backside, but doesn't it bother you that I'm 73 years old and toothless?"
                        Larry

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                        • Thom2
                          Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1786
                          • Stevens, PA, USA.
                          • Craftsman 22124

                          #132
                          As she pulls out her piece of Ash yelling "PERVERT" and proceeds to beat the daylights out of the guy driving the .....

                          If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
                          **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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                          • LarryG
                            The Full Monte
                            • May 2004
                            • 6693
                            • Off The Back
                            • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                            #133
                            ... which not only clearly exist, but which also won the grueling Paris-Dakar rally for five consecutive years during the early 1980s. Armed with this little-known fact, Cliff Claven headed off to Cheers where he met not his old friend Norm but instead his new drinkin' buddy named ...
                            Larry

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                            • crokett
                              The Full Monte
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 10627
                              • Mebane, NC, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3000

                              #134
                              .... Loring. Loring said 'Didja hear about that guy crokett who didn't know Mercedes made trucks?'. Cliff said 'well this thread would confuse anybody.' At that moment, Hector came scurrying down the bar and....
                              David

                              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                              • Black wallnut
                                cycling to health
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 4715
                                • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                                • BT3k 1999

                                #135
                                said "that tequila I had over by the fence tasted like cat breath, I need a ..."
                                Donate to my Tour de Cure


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