Keep it going

[Richard in Smithville]

Norm Abrams walked in wearing nothing but......

[Black wallnut]

his tool belt sans measuring tape saying.....

[Russianwolf]

"This week on the new YANKee workshop we are going to build......."

[crokett]

... but he never finished because Rod came running in. After getting a double shock of seeing a naked Norm Abrams and dust in his shop, Rod fainted. At that moment Loring, Cliff and the mouse came into the shop and...

[Thom2]

ran into our fearless hero, Crokett .... who incidentally was dressed in Chartreuse tights, a LeeMade rubber skirt, angora sweater with a bright pink cape complete with Barbie sunglasses and Barbie Tiara ..... Crokett was surveying the situation and trying to decide .....

[LarryG]

... if Thom's thong would accessorize nicely with his outfit. Shoosing them all out of the New Yankee Workshop, and clearly a little peeved at the interruption, Nahm turned back to the camera.

"As I was saying, this week we're going to build a new wooden leg for that aging blonde hottie who has figured so prominently in this story. But before we use any power tools, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand, and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools properly will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear one of these -- an industrial-strength jock strap."

[cabinetman]

After just having his hair straightened, Steve Thomas offered to model the strap, and he and Norm...

[TB Roye]

And he and Norm walked off hand in hand toward .................






I like Norm and Steve, can't stand the new guy. The devil made me say the above.
We may have best seller on our hands. How do we divide the royalties? How big a cut does Sam get?

Tom

[TheRic]

the wood pile where they picked out a six-foot tall piece of 6/4 spalted maple...

[thestinker]

They placed the maple in the lathe to start the leg process. Norm adjusting his "strap" made mention of making sure nothing dangled into the spinning lathe when...

[TheRic]

When Rod runs in yelling about making sure no dust gets in his shop. And how you have to make sure the DC spins up to full power of 360,000 CFM....

[Richard in Smithville]

Amid all the noise, Norm simply held up one hand and said....

[TheRic]

YYYYEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO as he got sucked into Rods overhead port. Which now really started to get Rod worked up, since he will have to clean the filters to get the blood out of them, since blood tends cut down on the air flow.

[Ed62]

But Rod had a brainstorm. He brought in 100,000 vampire bats, and they.....

[TheRic]

Which they proceeded to take care of all the blood, but as they were flying out they left guano all over the shop (shed). As Rod was shaking his head in disbelief Thom walks in wearing a smile and his thong, Crockett walks in wearing dressed in Chartreuse tights, a LeeMade rubber skirt, angora sweater with a bright pink cape complete with Barbie sunglasses and Barbie Tiara, and Stan is there smiling in his jock strap...