Keep it going

[cabinetman]

said he was going to order another thong called Around The Hip Peanut Grip, which made everyone laugh until they cried. Ed wanted one too so he could show off his new tatoo of a plumbers wrench on his...

[LCHIEN]

B.C. while Ms. Wallnut said whe was going to order a matching pair for herself and Black W. ...

[TheRic]

Mrs. Walnut then gave Thom a Thong crochet from Bellybutton lint. As Thom was about to put it on.......

[Ed62]

The cat came in, playing with it like it was a ball of string. It......

[TheRic]

but it was too small so the cat lost interest and left. As soon as Thom got his thong changed, DEFCON went to level 5. By now the toxic gas had....

[Ed62]

built up enough pressure that......

[TheRic]

the splatted maple was starting to look like birds eye maple, wait that's not the maple changeing.....

[cabinetman]

it's actually 337 dead bird eyes that got popped out during the gassing. Fortunately, none of the vehicles outside got damaged except for the white pickup truck that crokett drives that...

[TheRic]

got covered in ...... Uhmmmmm.....lets just say covered. When Crockett sees it he screams "What happened to my Mercedes!!!" Ever since Crockett got his Mercedes Pickup truck he.....

[cabinetman]

has been collecting anything German, like magazines in German, German made toothpicks, German chocolate cake, German Shepherds, German clothing, and especially German uniforms. His last great find was a military uniform that he acquired at a German flea market, that he wears fairly often that makes him think he's Colonel Klink. He even...

[TheRic]

acts like a bumbling idiot.....wait..... that's not an act ..... Finally Loring comes around to his senses and turns on the overhead exhaust, which starts to suck out the toxic gas buildup in the shop (shed if Rod is reading this).

[cabinetman]

but stops. Coughing and hacking sounds were heard coming from the ductwork, and it was the cat hiding in there. So then...

[TheRic]

Loring says "It's that pesky neighbors cat again, I'll teach it for being in my duct work!!!", at that he reaches over lifts a button cover, and presses the big Blue button inside (He wanted red, but blue was on sale). There is a loud noise as a large compressor spins up. After 30 seconds you hear a large wooooshhhhhh. Loring says that's my new duct cleaner, it send 450 MPH winds down the ducts to clean them out. As they look out the window, cat fur is raining down on Crokett's covered Mercedes pickup truck.

[cabinetman]

But that was just the fur. Inside the duct remained a hairless cat shivering and yeowling at the top of his lungs raising havoc in the entire neighborhood, It was so bad it sent airwave vibrations so severe it interrupted all airplane traffic for 400 miles and it also...

[TheRic]

disrupted satellite communications in the entire Northern Hemisphere (and Alaska and Hawaii since no one seems to know where those states are) which caused all the TV's in the Northern Hemisphere to only receive the QVC channel. Later we will find out it was the largest single day sales in QVC history (they would have sold more but they ran out of stuff to sell). Meanwhile back in the shop (Shed for Rod).....