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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #181
    ...""You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" to the cyborg. The cyborg aimed his weapon at the cat and...
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #182
      said "This here's a BT3 Magnum, it can blow yer head clean off". And with a swift...

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      • LarryG
        The Full Monte
        • May 2004
        • 6693
        • Off The Back
        • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

        #183
        ... swish of his tail the cat spun around and sprayed the cyborg like a cheap set of drapes. As he slowly melted like the Wicked Witch Of The East, the cyborg placed the muzzle of his BT3 Magnum to his head and pulled the trigger -- only to realize that he'd forgotten to replace the battery that morning. Cursing with his last dying breath, the cyborg ...
        Larry

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        • newood2
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2004
          • 600
          • Brooklyn, NY.
          • BT3100-1

          #184
          turn his head and saw this gigantic HDTV. There he saw himself in a Tom and Jerry cartoon, and realized he was dreaming in one of the "Medium" scenes playing a villain when in real live he was just a BORG employee. This was..
          Last edited by newood2; 03-21-2007, 01:13 PM.

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          • Mrs. Wallnut
            Bandsaw Box Momma
            • Apr 2005
            • 1566
            • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

            #185
            ...totally devastating to him because he knew he could never answer any customer questions. But then he found a....
            Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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            • bodier
              Forum Newbie
              • Dec 2002
              • 40
              • West Columbia, TX, USA.
              • BT3K

              #186
              properly assembled BT3.1K floor sample and thought he was in a dream but he was really...
              Jim

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              • Mrs. Wallnut
                Bandsaw Box Momma
                • Apr 2005
                • 1566
                • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

                #187
                in a forum members remarkable shop. He then asked the member.....
                Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                • Black wallnut
                  cycling to health
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 4715
                  • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                  • BT3k 1999

                  #188
                  for the $50,000 plastic ice cream spoon from the set of Armegeddon! With this he....
                  Donate to my Tour de Cure


                  marK in WA and Ryobi Fanatic Association State President ©

                  Head servant of the forum

                  ©

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                  • Russianwolf
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3152
                    • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
                    • One of them there Toy saws

                    #189
                    repaired the engine on his original VW bug, and drove......
                    Mike
                    Lakota's Dad

                    If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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                    • crokett
                      The Full Monte
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 10627
                      • Mebane, NC, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3000

                      #190
                      ... through the privacy fence into Thom's backyard where Thom was sunning himself in the BT3K thong. Upon seeing this, the cyborg...
                      David

                      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                      • Ed62
                        The Full Monte
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 6021
                        • NW Indiana
                        • BT3K

                        #191
                        wondered why Thom was so popular. Then......
                        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                        • cabinetman
                          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 15216
                          • So. Florida
                          • Delta

                          #192
                          called Field and Stream Magazine to see if they would do a centerfold with Thom in the thong, but a chipmunk beat him out. Thom was so enraged, he...

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                          • crokett
                            The Full Monte
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 10627
                            • Mebane, NC, USA.
                            • Ryobi BT3000

                            #193
                            took the wooden leg from the blonde, grabbed the cat's balls (the golf balls!) and put them in it for weight. Then he chased the cyborg, who....
                            David

                            The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                            • LarryG
                              The Full Monte
                              • May 2004
                              • 6693
                              • Off The Back
                              • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                              #194
                              ... had finally found his spare battery for his BT3 Magnum. Turning and drawing a bead on the pursuing Thom, he let fly with a quick burst. But Thom deftly zig-zagged, causing the blaster fire to miss him and instead vaporize the Mercedes pickup, which ...
                              Larry

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                              • newood2
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 600
                                • Brooklyn, NY.
                                • BT3100-1

                                #195
                                then turn into red sawdust and immediately was transported through SG-1(stargate) to the off world of Down Under and landed in Kirby the Ancient's lab, but then..

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