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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #91
    around for his sunglasses, but the blonde had stuffed them in her wooden leg as she...

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #92
      ... picked up the baby and as the cat tried to get his sunglasses out of her leg. Then the baby...
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • cabinetman
        Gone but not Forgotten RIP
        • Jun 2006
        • 15216
        • So. Florida
        • Delta

        #93
        urinated all over the front of the blondes' blouse, and she took off to KMart because there was a blue light special on blouses and Dickies work pants that were..

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        • LarryG
          The Full Monte
          • May 2004
          • 6693
          • Off The Back
          • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

          #94
          ... the wrong size for the baby but would probably fit her shapely backside just fine. Returning, she found that the cat had walked over to the computer, logged in with her password, and clicked on the ...
          Larry

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #95
            BT3Central.com site and clicked on to the forum "Around The Coffee Pot" and saw the thread about the cat and the...

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            • Thom2
              Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
              • Jan 2003
              • 1786
              • Stevens, PA, USA.
              • Craftsman 22124

              #96
              (gotta sing this part)

              and the cradle and fossilized poo ..... and the little blonde with a shapely backside who .....
              If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
              **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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              • Mrs. Wallnut
                Bandsaw Box Momma
                • Apr 2005
                • 1566
                • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

                #97
                cut her finger with a router bit too....
                Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                • LarryG
                  The Full Monte
                  • May 2004
                  • 6693
                  • Off The Back
                  • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                  #98
                  The man driving the Merc suddenly reappeared and said,
                  "What has happened to my thread, Ed?
                  "What the h#ll has happened to my thread?!?"
                  Larry

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                  • thestinker
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 613
                    • Fort Worth, TX, USA.

                    #99
                    as everyone said, "while the thread starter is away, the forum menbers will play!!" The man in his merc pulled over and got out his...
                    Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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                    • LarryG
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2004
                      • 6693
                      • Off The Back
                      • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                      #100
                      ... collection of kinky Polaroids of the blonde's wooden leg, and also his Veritas block plane, which he ...
                      Larry

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                      • Thom2
                        Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1786
                        • Stevens, PA, USA.
                        • Craftsman 22124

                        #101
                        liked to admire while working his wood .... he then proceeded to ...
                        If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
                        **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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                        • LarryG
                          The Full Monte
                          • May 2004
                          • 6693
                          • Off The Back
                          • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                          #102
                          ... call Thom2's boss on his cell phone, in order to demand a new computer monitor ...
                          Larry

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                          • crokett
                            The Full Monte
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 10627
                            • Mebane, NC, USA.
                            • Ryobi BT3000

                            #103
                            ... because LarryG and crokett had spewed soda/coffee/water all over the old one. Thom's boss said....
                            David

                            The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                            • Stytooner
                              Roll Tide RIP Lee
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 4301
                              • Robertsdale, AL, USA.
                              • BT3100

                              #104
                              Lee may design lexan keyboard guards if you ask him nicely, but...
                              Lee

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                              • Black wallnut
                                cycling to health
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 4715
                                • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                                • BT3k 1999

                                #105
                                Why don't we sell some cheesy hubcaps to the owner of the vette, splated maple color.....Thom, hearing this in the background...
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