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  • Thom2
    Resident BT3Central Research Ass.
    • Jan 2003
    • 1786
    • Stevens, PA, USA.
    • Craftsman 22124

    #136
    "one bourbon, one Scotch and one beer ....." ...... The bartender said ......
    If it ain't broke.. don't fix it!!!... but you can always 'hop it up'
    **one and only purchaser of a BT3C official thong**

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #137
      .... "Do you drink alone?". Hector replied....
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • LarryG
        The Full Monte
        • May 2004
        • 6693
        • Off The Back
        • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

        #138
        "Well, I certainly can if necessary. Are you planning to leave? If you are, toss me that remote for the TV. Who are the Braves playing tonight, anyway?"
        Larry

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #139
          The truck was left without the emergency brake on and rolled backward over the leg, and Hector shouted...

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          • thestinker
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2005
            • 613
            • Fort Worth, TX, USA.

            #140
            The braves are facing off aginst the detriot redwings in a bizzar cross sport game. Basball, but on ice and with lots of checking, the winning team gets mercedes turcks . Just then...
            Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #141
              ... The blonde came into the bar hopping mad (get it? her leg was under the truck ) and said ....
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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              • jessrice
                Established Member
                • Jan 2006
                • 161
                • .

                #142
                Somebody must turn my leg into a super bat for the braves to win tonite, can you please...

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                • Ed62
                  The Full Monte
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 6021
                  • NW Indiana
                  • BT3K

                  #143
                  turn the TV off? She didn't want the news flash getting around that she was actually a he! But Cabinetman heard it, and he was so taken back that he.....
                  Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                  For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                  • bodier
                    Forum Newbie
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40
                    • West Columbia, TX, USA.
                    • BT3K

                    #144
                    fainted dead away; the blond she/he tried to revive him with mouth to mouth...
                    Jim

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                    • LarryG
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2004
                      • 6693
                      • Off The Back
                      • Powermatic PM2000, BT3100-1

                      #145
                      ... which caused virtually everyone on BT3Central to go EWWWWWWW!!!!! in perfect 4126-part harmony.

                      Suddenly, a shot rang out ...

                      (we're gonna have a shot in this story, dammit, one way or another ...)
                      Larry

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                      • crokett
                        The Full Monte
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 10627
                        • Mebane, NC, USA.
                        • Ryobi BT3000

                        #146
                        ... actually 3 shots because Hector, Cliff and Loring had just slammed their glasses down on the bar. That's when Thom came into the bar, saw the blonde and cabinetman and...
                        David

                        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                        • cabinetman
                          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 15216
                          • So. Florida
                          • Delta

                          #147
                          he ordered a drink, a pink magic, and told Ed to quit passing gas, or he would...

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                          • newood2
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 600
                            • Brooklyn, NY.
                            • BT3100-1

                            #148
                            bring in his little pet skunk PePe Lepew and spray everyone until..
                            Last edited by newood2; 03-20-2007, 03:59 PM.

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                            • Ed62
                              The Full Monte
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 6021
                              • NW Indiana
                              • BT3K

                              #149
                              somebody ended this thread. Then.......
                              Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                              • cabinetman
                                Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 15216
                                • So. Florida
                                • Delta

                                #150
                                PePe Lepew saw Hector and they both decided to play on the floor until crockett dropped a concrete countertop that...

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