he went to the drug store and picked up some "cat away" pills to stop his nose from running down on his shirt, because he planned to do some woodworking that afternoon, and snot and woodworking don't mix because...
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that's not the way you "spalt" maple.From the "deep south" part of Canada
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... persuade the manager at Home Depot to accept a Harbor Freight coupon for the last really big item he needed for his shop, which was ...LarryComment
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the 3 pack of garden gnomes (HF's were backordered
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...fireplace mantle. The gnomes added that "special touch" and distracted everyones eyes from the...- Dennis
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The Pink Flamingos who were.................
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Holding up the baby crib......Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).Comment
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... that was built out of thin-walled electrical conduit and also sported a suspicious-looking wire running over to a wall socket ...LarryComment
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where the crib was plugged in so that the flamingos would vibrate and put the baby to sleep......Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).Comment
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... that it wanted to bum a smoke off the cat, as well as indulge in that still-untouched shot of tequila.
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well, at least it sounded like a shot. The crib shorted out and the Flamingo's lit up which in turn loaded the babies diaper with a distinct smell of fossilized dog poo. Suddenly....LeeComment
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the blonde from the golf course came hopping up with her prosthetic leg under one arm and plastic bags in the other hand and was yelling...Comment
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Who spiked the baby bottle with tequila? The cat looked...Donate to my Tour de Cure
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