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[Stytooner]

woke up and realized it had all been a dream. Thanks goodness. I hopped out of bed and put on my space suit and proceeded....

[Black wallnut]

to hide from the BORG...

[Ed62]

even though they had a sale of 50% off all...........

[cabinetman]

mislabeled 1/2" brads, I decided to use 16d galvanized common nails instead to nail together my...

[Stytooner]

neighbors front door. Ever since the volcano erupted, he...

[LarryG]

... had been inviting my cat over for espresso, as if that danged feline's cigarette habit alone wasn't bad enough. Reaching for the tequila, I ...

[Ed62]

poured my cat a stiff one. She refused it, saying she had enough bad habits. That's about the time the dog...........

[Black wallnut]

said he prefers beer, perhaps the gerbil might....

[cabinetman]

hide because he saw what the dog can do when he has too many beers like the last time he...

[Ed62]

fell asleep in bed, and caught the house on fire with a lit cigarette. That's when a fireman........

[cabinetman]

wanted to know if the dog was old enough to drink, and he was told the dog gave up smoking, but couldn't quit and would sneak a smoke when he could, and still has some bad habits like...

[newood2]

..shooting craps and chasing lowlife sluts that live in the junk yard down the street..

[cabinetman]

ever since he got hit in the head with a frisbe in the park while trying to...

[Black wallnut]

dig for a bone while he unearthed the spalted maple.

[cabinetman]

But it wasn't maple at all, it was a shin bone from a demestefinesloves de canine, a rare doglike animal that lived millions of years ago, primarily around this park, that scientists have said...