Tell Your Cornball Joke (Your Worst)

[cabinetman]

I want to hear the stupid jokes that make people groan, and roll their eyes back.

Like:

Know why monkeys have large nostrils?
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> Big fingers.

[Stytooner]

What did the Native American say when his dog fell off a cliff?




































Dog gone!

[Crash2510]

two peanuts were walking down the street





one was a salted

[Crash2510]

three guys are walking down the street two walk into a bar









the other one ducks

[cabinetman]

Why did the turtle cross the road?
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> To get to the shell station.

[onedash]

why did the cow jump over the moon?
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because it couldn't fly.

[phrog]

Psychiatrist

The receptionist walks into the psychiatrist's private office. "Doctor, there's a man out here who thinks he's invisible."
Doctor: "Sorry, but I can't see him now."

[cabinetman]

Doctor calls his patient and says "I've got bad news and worse news, which do you want first?" "

Patient: "I guess it doesn't matter, give me the bad news".

Doctor: "Your test results came in and you've got 24hrs to live".

Patient: "What could be worse than that?"

Doctor: "I should have called you yesterday"

[ejs1097]

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, "I'll have a beer....and one for the road"


In the back of the bar sat an invisible couple......there kids weren't much to look at either.



2 attennas on the bar's roof fell in love and got married. the wedding wasn't that great but the recption was incredible.



2 canibals were eating a clown, 1 said, "does this taste funny?"

[crokett]

A rabbi, a priest and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says 'What is this, a joke?"

[prlundberg]

What's brown and sticky?














A stick.

[LarryG]

You hear about the woman who fell backwards into a fan?
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Disaster.

[cabinetman]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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> No Idea (r) (eye deer)

[cabinetman]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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> Still no idea (r)

[DUD]

What do You call a dog with no legs?












It don't make any difference He can't come anyway. Bill