What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
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> Take it for a drag.
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> Take it for a drag.
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Where does your pet gorilla sit?
Absolutely anywhere he likes!Did I offend you? Click here.Comment
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What does a 500 lb canary sound like?
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> CHIRP!!!!Comment
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Where do killer bees stop for a break when on the move?
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At the BP station.
Why did one little bee go to the Esso station across the street?
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There's usually an Esso Bee in every crowd.From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/Comment
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What do you call a cow with 2 legs ?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs ?
Ground beef.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back ?
A dirty double crosser.Comment
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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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The same middle name.Comment
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A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane underwear.
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see you're nuts."Jeff
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--VoltaireComment
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to The Other Side.Don't just say no to kickback.Comment
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A guy with an egg on his head, two strips of bacon hanging from his ears, and bald on one side of his head walks up to a psychiatrist's office and said "I'd like to talk to you about my brother."Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/Comment
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Atom #1: "Hey! I just lost an electron!"
Atom #2: "Are you sure???"
Atom #1: "Yeah, I'm positive"Comment
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how do you make a whore moan?
don't pay herPhil In Ohio
The basement woodworkerComment
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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"online at http://www.theFrankes.com
while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
"Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -HippocratesComment
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Tell your cornball joke (Your worst)
My uncle moved to Australia and bought a ranch. He stocked it with kangaroos because...
...He wanted to make beer from the hops!"Aspire to inspire before you expire."
Chuck Hershiser
Abilene, TexasComment
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anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the **** is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my a@@ coming into work today.”Comment
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A bear walks into a bar an says.
I'll have a
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beer please..
The bartender says "Sure but, why the big pause?" (paws)..
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Termite sits down at the bar and says "Is the bar tender here?""Why are there Braille codes on drive-up ATM machines?"Comment
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