Your favorite signs

[Ed62]

Let's hear about your favorite signs, but they have to be real. I have two.

1. Directly in front of the doors to the Church, there was a sign near the curb
"Thou shalt not park".

2. A sign in front of a dentist's office in Terre Haute, IN read "Dr. Holler, DDS".
I always wondered if that affected his business.

Ed

[cgallery]

In a church parking lot, "Unauthorized cars will be spirited away."

[Crash2510]

In front of our vets office

"Dr. Mauler, DVM"

ironic

[Tom Slick]

"Unattended children will be given a stray puppy and sent home"

[dbhost]

I've seen a couple of doozies, one was a derivative of the unattended children one.

"Unattended Children with be given a double shot latte and a free puppy." (One of those email pic signs, no idea where it was).

"No photography allowed". Sign in a window of a camera shop in Newport Oregon.

And one from a favorite burger joint from High School.
"If you want it bad, you'll get it bad. The worse you want it, the worse you'll get it." Snooker's Drive In. Philomath Oregon. (Been gone for a lot of years now. Darned pity too. Best darned hamburgers on the planet aside from King Kone in Albany Oregon...

[LCHIEN]

sign in from of optometrist office.

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Back of T-shirt :

LAPD
BOMB SQUAD
If you see me running,
try and keep up.

[twistsol]

Sign in the barber shop near my college campus.

"All haircuts guaranteed"

and in much smaller print

"If you don't like your haircut, I'll take it all off and we can start from scratch."

[LinuxRandal]

Sign on the "stylists" in our shopping center (at least there is a cute one):
Solicitors will be shaved.


Signs, by themselves, no biggy, but (no name) Meat company, next door to Animal shelter.


A for sale by owner sign, in front of a church. (never could get a hold of him)

[RayintheUK]

Near a soft-fruit farm outside Brighton:

Pick Your Own
Entrance

Ray

[bfrikken]

Climax and HEdouble hockey stick are cities in Michigan. Big Beaver Road is really exit 69 in the Detroit Suburb area.

hehe, the filter didn't like that city's name.

[jziegler]

Uncle Kippy's Restaurant in Lubec, Maine (small town that is the easternmost point in the US)

Stop in or we will both starve!

Jim

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Where the kids' school takes them on rocket day to launch rockets:

[BobSch]

Sign on wall of Froggie's Sub Shop.

Violators will be toad

As far as the exit for Climax. In northern MN Climax is just down the road from Fertile.

[Bigbit]

There's a whole bunch of good ones on this site:

http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm

[crokett]

Where I grew up the local bike repair shop had a sign that said something like:

Repair Labor Rates:
If you leave it: 10/hr
If you want to stay and watch: 20/hr
If you want to stay and help: 40/hr
If you tried to fix it yourself first: 80/hr
If you tried to fix it yourself and now want to tell us how to fix it: You can't afford it