Interesting experience at HD today.
I needed 4 2x4s and 4 1x4s. I really need (8) 2x4 by 39 inches, so the 92 5/8” studs would have sufficed.
There was a man about 60, picking through 2 bundles of studs and grumbling. He had about 10 on his cart, but he wasn’t too happy. I went to get my 1x4s and a couple of other small items and came back to the 2x4s. The man had about 20 now. I could tell he was going to be a while so I just decided to pick through the 8ft 2x4s which were only 5 cents more.
He notices me, sees me looking for some straight boards. Then he asks me, are you finding any straight? Me: I only need 4, but it took me looking through about 40.
Man: You through? Me: Yes,
He comes over while I am checking my list and picks up a couple of the 8 footers. Then he says: Hey! These boards are longer than the others that I have!
Me: You were looking through the studs over there! These are framing 2x4s.
Man: What’s the difference?
Me Thinking: (This man is crazy. He doesn’t know what he wants or what he has).
Me Answering: Studs are the vertical boards of an 8 ft wall. They rest on top of a runner, base, the bottom of the wall frame. I tried to speak in a term that he “might” understand, but he didn’t.
Then he said, “I need all the same length to make the decking!”
"Decking" I am thinking! And he is looking at studs and framing 2x4s. I walked away. I didn't want to have to explain to him decking used pressure treated. Not sure he would know what "pressure treated" meant.
As I was checking out, he walked by and complained out loud to the checkout lady: “I won’t ever buy and lumber here.” And then he walked out.
The lady looked at me curiously and asked: I wonder what that was about.
Me - I said: He got confused over the differences between studs and framing 2x4s lengths. Don’t worry, he doesn’t know what he needs and you are better off that he didn’t buy anything here!
It was amusing!
I needed 4 2x4s and 4 1x4s. I really need (8) 2x4 by 39 inches, so the 92 5/8” studs would have sufficed.
There was a man about 60, picking through 2 bundles of studs and grumbling. He had about 10 on his cart, but he wasn’t too happy. I went to get my 1x4s and a couple of other small items and came back to the 2x4s. The man had about 20 now. I could tell he was going to be a while so I just decided to pick through the 8ft 2x4s which were only 5 cents more.
He notices me, sees me looking for some straight boards. Then he asks me, are you finding any straight? Me: I only need 4, but it took me looking through about 40.
Man: You through? Me: Yes,
He comes over while I am checking my list and picks up a couple of the 8 footers. Then he says: Hey! These boards are longer than the others that I have!
Me: You were looking through the studs over there! These are framing 2x4s.
Man: What’s the difference?
Me Thinking: (This man is crazy. He doesn’t know what he wants or what he has).
Me Answering: Studs are the vertical boards of an 8 ft wall. They rest on top of a runner, base, the bottom of the wall frame. I tried to speak in a term that he “might” understand, but he didn’t.
Then he said, “I need all the same length to make the decking!”
"Decking" I am thinking! And he is looking at studs and framing 2x4s. I walked away. I didn't want to have to explain to him decking used pressure treated. Not sure he would know what "pressure treated" meant.
As I was checking out, he walked by and complained out loud to the checkout lady: “I won’t ever buy and lumber here.” And then he walked out.
The lady looked at me curiously and asked: I wonder what that was about.
Me - I said: He got confused over the differences between studs and framing 2x4s lengths. Don’t worry, he doesn’t know what he needs and you are better off that he didn’t buy anything here!
It was amusing!


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I guess a Tesla coil comes pretty close, but lacks the control needed.
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