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  • Sweet Willy
    Established Member
    • May 2011
    • 195
    • Near Chattanooga, TN
    • ridgid 3650
    #1

    This isn't funny. Right?

    Just chips?
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    In my old age I look back and realize how lucky I was to live in a time when common sense was common.
    Dennis

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    • LCHIEN
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2002
      • 21755
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999
      #2
      forget about the chips. Who's bring the ______________(fill it in)?

      And No, you can't post THAT in this forum!
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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        • LinuxRandal
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2005
          • 4890
          • Independence, MO, USA.
          • bt3100
          #3


          Humor is subjective, and I have no context for this.

          Who's bring? Not bringing? Is this part of the joke?
          She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta
              #4
              Originally posted by LinuxRandal


              Humor is subjective, and I have no context for this.

              Who's bring? Not bringing? Is this part of the joke?
              By now it's who brought.

              .

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                • Pappy
                  The Full Monte
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 10463
                  • San Marcos, TX, USA.
                  • BT3000 (x2)
                  #5
                  Sounds like a good ol' Redneck party to me!
                  Don, aka Pappy,

                  Wise men talk because they have something to say,
                  Fools because they have to say something.
                  Plato

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                    • leehljp
                      The Full Monte
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 8692
                      • Tunica, MS
                      • BT3000/3100
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Pappy
                      Sounds like a good ol' Redneck party to me!
                      Me too, Pappy!

                      "Chips" have different meanings in different places though. The different versions of chips would interesting!

                      Texas chips = 8" across
                      Vegas chips = 1 1/4"
                      other chips = 1 1/2 - 2"

                      Play with them, eat'em, burn'em, toss'em or shoot'em! A red neck's paradise!
                      Last edited by leehljp; 12-11-2012, 08:02 AM.
                      Hank Lee

                      Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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                        • chopnhack
                          Veteran Member
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3779
                          • Florida
                          • Ryobi BT3100
                          #7
                          So its a southern thing! LOL. I thought maybe it should have been who's bringing the ammo!
                          I think in straight lines, but dream in curves

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                            • cabinetman
                              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 15216
                              • So. Florida
                              • Delta
                              #8
                              Originally posted by leehljp
                              Me too, Pappy!

                              "Chips" have different meanings in different places though. The different versions of chips would interesting!

                              Texas chips = 8" across
                              Vegas chips = 1 1/4"
                              other chips = 1 1/2 - 2"

                              Play with them, eat'em, burn'em, toss'em or shoot'em! A red neck's paradise!
                              You forgot buffalo chips.

                              .

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                                • leehljp
                                  The Full Monte
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 8692
                                  • Tunica, MS
                                  • BT3000/3100
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by cabinetman
                                  You forgot buffalo chips.

                                  .
                                  The "Texas 8" chips" are cow chips, sometimes called patties or other things! Used for tossing in contests (when dried). Used for burning at campfires when no wood is available.
                                  Hank Lee

                                  Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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                                    • cabinetman
                                      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 15216
                                      • So. Florida
                                      • Delta
                                      #10
                                      How 'bout wood chips?

                                      .

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                                        • Bruce Cohen
                                          Veteran Member
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 2698
                                          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                                          • BT3100
                                          #11
                                          Depends on which side you're on.

                                          Bruce
                                          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                                          Samuel Colt did"

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                                            • TB Roye
                                              Veteran Member
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 2969
                                              • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                                              • BT3100
                                              #12
                                              Chips in California mean the CHP thanks to Pounch and John on the TV program. You bring the Chips to that kinda party in CA, there will be a whole bunch of trouble.

                                              Tom.

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                                                • LCHIEN
                                                  Super Moderator
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 21755
                                                  • Katy, TX, USA.
                                                  • BT3000 vintage 1999
                                                  #13
                                                  yeah well i was thinking of something...
                                                  sounds like... a garden implement...not a shovel, not a rake...
                                                  Loring in Katy, TX USA
                                                  If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                                                  BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                                                    • Woodshark
                                                      Established Member
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 158
                                                      • Atlanta
                                                      #14
                                                      The other day I saw a shirt that said....
                                                      "Alcohol-Tobacco-Firearms
                                                      Should be a a convenience store
                                                      not a government agency"
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                                                        • leehljp
                                                          The Full Monte
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 8692
                                                          • Tunica, MS
                                                          • BT3000/3100
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by LCHIEN
                                                          yeah well i was thinking of something...
                                                          sounds like... a garden implement...not a shovel, not a rake...
                                                          When I was a young fellow and into my teen years, I would chop long rows of cotton with one of those tools! I learned how to properly use a file and properly sharpen tools - by sharpening those daily!
                                                          Hank Lee

                                                          Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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