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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #91
    A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

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    • scmhogg
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2003
      • 1839
      • Simi Valley, CA, USA.
      • BT3000

      #92
      When I was stationed, in the army, on the Kentucky and Tennessee border, I mentioned how many military bases there were in the South. The immediate response was, "Occupation Forces!"

      Steve
      I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell

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      • cabinetman
        Gone but not Forgotten RIP
        • Jun 2006
        • 15216
        • So. Florida
        • Delta

        #93
        Originally posted by scmhogg
        When I was stationed, in the army, on the Kentucky and Tennessee border, I mentioned how many military bases there were in the South. The immediate response was, "Occupation Forces!"

        Steve
        Must be Ft. Campbell.

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #94
          Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.

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          • Dal300
            Banned
            • Aug 2011
            • 261
            • East Central Texas
            • Ryobi BT3100

            #95
            Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.

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            • JSUPreston
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 1189
              • Montgomery, AL.
              • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

              #96
              Originally posted by phrog
              Have you never heard the expression: "H*&^ no, I ain't forgettin.' "
              Or the other one: "Save the Confederate money boys, the South'll rise again."
              "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

              Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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              • JSUPreston
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2005
                • 1189
                • Montgomery, AL.
                • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                #97
                Originally posted by scmhogg
                When I was stationed, in the army, on the Kentucky and Tennessee border, I mentioned how many military bases there were in the South. The immediate response was, "Occupation Forces!"

                Steve
                Heck, we're so rowdy here in Alabama, the occupiers from the north had to put TWO Air Force bases in my town.
                "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                • RAFlorida
                  Veteran Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 1179
                  • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #98
                  Here's five more...

                  The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.

                  Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

                  If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

                  All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

                  Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

                  In appreciation to:
                  http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html

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                  • Dal300
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 261
                    • East Central Texas
                    • Ryobi BT3100

                    #99
                    Ya found one of my sources! LOL.

                    Originally posted by RAFlorida
                    The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.

                    Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

                    If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

                    All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

                    Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

                    In appreciation to:
                    http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html

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                    • Dal300
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 261
                      • East Central Texas
                      • Ryobi BT3100

                      #100
                      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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                      • phrog
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1796
                        • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

                        #101
                        Originally posted by Dal300
                        If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
                        Why wait 6 years - a couple bean burritos will do it instantly.
                        Richard

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                        • JSUPreston
                          Veteran Member
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 1189
                          • Montgomery, AL.
                          • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                          #102
                          Originally posted by phrog
                          Why wait 6 years - a couple bean burritos will do it instantly.
                          Or, just let my German Shepherd in the house.
                          "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                          Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                          • Dal300
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 261
                            • East Central Texas
                            • Ryobi BT3100

                            #103
                            Unlike the true craftsmen here, I find myself unable to expel gas consistently.

                            I think it only took me about 2 weeks to wipe out Waco, Tx!

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                            • RAFlorida
                              Veteran Member
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 1179
                              • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
                              • Ryobi BT3000

                              #104
                              Man, this thread is starting to stink!!!

                              Glad to see some one else reads the same worthless stuff as I. Know of any other sites Dal300?

                              Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actor's salaries.

                              If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

                              Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

                              Betsy Ross's other contribution to the American Revolution, beside sewing the first American flag, was running a munitions factory in her basement.

                              The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
                              (Mr. Ramses should've been using that what was named after him!!!)

                              And again many thanks go to:
                              http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html

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                              • cabinetman
                                Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 15216
                                • So. Florida
                                • Delta

                                #105
                                Originally posted by RAFlorida

                                And again many thanks go to:
                                http://www.pmbc.com/fact.html
                                FYI...when I click on that link I get a warning that it's a risky site.

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                                Last edited by cabinetman; 09-14-2012, 07:08 PM.

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