The Centers for Disease Control deny an ongoing Zombie Apocalypse.

[dbhost]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/...ie-apocalypse/

Oh crud... Isn't this how EVERY SINGLE zombie movie in the history of cinema starts out? Grab your shotguns folks, this is going to get interesting!

[pelligrini]

Yea, I always wanted to be in a Zonbie apocalypse!

[chopnhack]

lols :d:d

[T...K21]

LOLS

You only have to be faster than the slowest person....

You guys speaking of the Miami PD article?

[cabinetman]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/...ie-apocalypse/

Oh crud... Isn't this how EVERY SINGLE zombie movie in the history of cinema starts out? Grab your shotguns folks, this is going to get interesting!

If they were dead, how dangerous could they be?

.

[BobSch]

If they were dead, how dangerous could they be?

.

Not a fan of quality cinema, are you?

[natausch]

Not sure if the Media focus on cannabalism and mutilation is better or worse than their typical focus on Shark attacks at this time of year.

On one hand, maybe it means that the shark population has declined to a point where mass attacks are no longer possible

On the other hand, dead sharks may end up as zombie sharks, possibly on land and possibly with lasers.

[chopnhack]

all i ask is for some sharks with frickin lasers on their heads.... is that too much to ask? love that movie!

[Cochese]

[T...K21]

Usually when the government denies anything... doesn't that mean it happened or is happening?

I'm loading all my mags after this...

[LCHIEN]

just in case i did some internet research. The concensus is that to kill a zombie you have to destroy the head... large caliber weapon, shotgun, axe, chainsaw, crush with any blunt instrument (apparently up to and including an egyptian obelisk), total immolation of the head etc.
burial, drowning, shooting the torso, dismemberment, are all questionable to ineffective.
You have been warned...

[cabinetman]

Not a fan of quality cinema, are you?

It takes viewing to make that determination.

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