Public Bathrooms

[BobSch]

This thread made me laugh so hard because it just reminded me of what happened to me this weekend when I went to the grocery store. I was at the usual stop at the magazine isle checking out woodworking mags then a sudden threat of unstoppable gas but luckily the one guy that was in the magazine isle was walking away and after checking to make sure nobody else was there I went ahead and released it. Then 2 seconds later I hear a voice calling out my name, I turned around and walking towards me was my neighbor's wife and boy you should have seen the look on her face when she caught a smell of it. I immediately blamed it on the guy that walked away.

There's never a dog around when you need one, is there?

[Knottscott]

... I immediately blamed it on the guy that walked away.

Don't you just love it when you walk on a "loaded" but empty elevator....it always stops to pick other people...usually the resident beauty queen.

[cabinetman]

Don't you just love it when you walk on a "loaded" but empty elevator....it always stops to pick other people...usually the resident beauty queen.

Maybe Febreez will come out with a belt clip version.
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[Hoakie]

maybe febreez will come out with a belt clip version.:d
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brilliant!!!

[Shep]

I once "got the urge" when I was in a car lot at the airport. After giving some serious thought to the weedy ditch, I decided to catch the shutle and head to the terminal. I was litterly running to the bathroom. When I arrived all the stalls were full. Finally, one was starting to open up and I could hear a Dad with his young son finshing the childs business. I almost knocked them over getting into the stall.

But, I made it.

[LCHIEN]

I thought of you guys when i saw this.
Look about 20% down the web page for the section about pooping at work.

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

[germdoc]

I don't know why this thread is so funny, but I am giggling like a little kid.

Some of my friends are gastros, so I've heard about all the poop jokes and stories it's possible to hear. Still funny--must be in our genes.

[gsmittle]

Still funny--must be in our genes.

Not since about age 7.

g.