How Unix geeks get a sandwich

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  • smorris
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2003
    • 695
    • Tampa, Florida, USA.

    #1

    How Unix geeks get a sandwich

    Somehow I don't think it would end quite that way for me.
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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    That is a good one!
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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    • pierhogunn2
      Established Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 134

      #3
      I love it, absolutely love it

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      • pierhogunn2
        Established Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 134

        #4
        how a unix geek takes someone else's sandwich sudo chmod 007 ../sandwich; cat ../sandwich &2

        if I remember correctly

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          Originally posted by pierhogunn2
          how a unix geek takes someone else's sandwich sudo chmod 007 ../sandwich; cat ../sandwich &2

          if I remember correctly
          Actually to take your sandwich it would be:
          Code:
          sudo chown crokett /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich
          sudo mv /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich /home/crokett/sandwich
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • pelligrini
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 4217
            • Fort Worth, TX
            • Craftsman 21829

            #6
            I had to look up sudo to get it

            hehe, This is pretty far off into geekdom for a woodworking forum.
            Erik

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            • twistsol
              SawdustZone Patron
              • Dec 2002
              • 3071
              • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
              • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

              #7
              I wonder if there are more people here who got it and are afraid to admit it or didn't get it and are afraid to admit it.
              Chr's
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              • Mr__Bill
                Veteran Member
                • May 2007
                • 2096
                • Tacoma, WA
                • BT3000

                #8
                Hello, I am from Microsoft's Legal Dept. and I would like to talk to you about using our patented ................












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                • pierhogunn2
                  Established Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 134

                  #9
                  well, even though I blew the joke I don't feel bad, I haven't used my Solaris kung-fu in almost 7 years...

                  and that whole MS thing is BS

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                  • Uncle Cracker
                    The Full Monte
                    • May 2007
                    • 7091
                    • Sunshine State
                    • BT3000

                    #10
                    Problem is, sudo leaves a record of who uses it for what, which can be used in divorce court when Sandwich Girl decides she wants half your stuff...

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                    • crokett
                      The Full Monte
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 10627
                      • Mebane, NC, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3000

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
                      Problem is, sudo leaves a record of who uses it for what, which can be used in divorce court when Sandwich Girl decides she wants half your stuff...
                      That's an easy fix. use sudo to give yourself root access, then just go back and delete the record of doing that.
                      David

                      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                      • dbhost
                        Slow and steady
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 9465
                        • League City, Texas
                        • Ryobi BT3100

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crokett
                        Actually to take your sandwich it would be:
                        Code:
                        sudo chown crokett /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich
                        sudo mv /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich /home/crokett/sandwich
                        These aren't the sandwiches you are looking for...

                        To be able to repeat it make a script called getsandwich in your home directory....

                        Code:
                        #!/bin/bash
                        chown dbhost /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich && mv /home/pierhogunn2/sandwich /home/dbhost/sandwich
                        end
                        Then when you are hungry...

                        Code:
                        sudo ./home/dbhost/getsandwich
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                        • dbhost
                          Slow and steady
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 9465
                          • League City, Texas
                          • Ryobi BT3100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by crokett
                          That's an easy fix. use sudo to give yourself root access, then just go back and delete the record of doing that.
                          Another script...
                          Code:
                          sudo su -
                          ./scripttodeleteevidence.sh
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                          • jackellis
                            Veteran Member
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 2638
                            • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
                            • BT3100

                            #14
                            It's gettin' a little thick in here. Where are my boots!!

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                            • just started
                              Senior Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 642
                              • suburban Philly

                              #15
                              Anybody here speak English?

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