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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Losing Tools

    I hate losing tools. At the moment I can't find my wire strippers. I used them Sunday in the shop. Went out there last night to do some more wiring and couldn't find them anywhere. Those wire strippers are an old friend. The money for a new pair is less of a problem than losing that particular set. I picked up a new pair today expecting that when I get out there tonight the old ones will be sitting in the middle of the floor.
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
  • dbhost
    Slow and steady
    • Apr 2008
    • 9523
    • League City, Texas
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    Originally posted by crokett
    I hate losing tools. At the moment I can't find my wire strippers. I used them Sunday in the shop. Went out there last night to do some more wiring and couldn't find them anywhere. Those wire strippers are an old friend. The money for a new pair is less of a problem than losing that particular set. I picked up a new pair today expecting that when I get out there tonight the old ones will be sitting in the middle of the floor.
    Yep, that's usually how it happens...
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    • Norm in Fujino
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 534
      • Fujino-machi, Kanagawa-ken, Japan.
      • Ryobi BT-3000

      #3
      Originally posted by crokett
      I picked up a new pair today expecting that when I get out there tonight the old ones will be sitting in the middle of the floor.
      My long study of physics led me several years ago to discover the fact that tiny Einstein-Rosen bridges (aka Schwarzschild wormholes) exist all around us, just waiting to catch unwary objects (my article about it is currently being juried for Science magazine). Most of the time such wormholes are only big enough to catch small things like screws, washers, and nuts. You'll recall that if you've ever dropped a screw or nail on the shop floor, it immediately disappears. That's because it's been sucked into a wormhole. It may disappear forever, or it may show up again days, months or years later, but always against the wall on the farthest side of the shop. I've rarely seen them big enough to catch a pair of wire strippers, but it's certainly possible.


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      ". . . and only the stump, or fishy part of him remained."
      Green Gables: A Contemplative Companion to Fujino Township

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      • Bruce Cohen
        Veteran Member
        • May 2003
        • 2698
        • Nanuet, NY, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Maybe that's where some of our "lost" members went to.

        Bruce
        "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
        Samuel Colt did"

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        • headhunter636
          Established Member
          • Jul 2004
          • 161
          • Federal Way, WA
          • Ryobi BT 3000

          #5
          Originally posted by Norm in Fujino
          My long study of physics led me several years ago to discover the fact that tiny Einstein-Rosen bridges (aka Schwarzschild wormholes) exist all around us, just waiting to catch unwary objects (my article about it is currently being juried for Science magazine). Most of the time such wormholes are only big enough to catch small things like screws, washers, and nuts. You'll recall that if you've ever dropped a screw or nail on the shop floor, it immediately disappears. That's because it's been sucked into a wormhole. It may disappear forever, or it may show up again days, months or years later, but always against the wall on the farthest side of the shop. I've rarely seen them big enough to catch a pair of wire strippers, but it's certainly possible.


          The worm hole in my house seems to be attracting all of my screwdrivers, and the name of that worm hole is "Wife".
          Dave

          BT3000

          "98% of all statistics are made up"

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          • germdoc
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 3567
            • Omaha, NE
            • BT3000--the gray ghost

            #6
            Originally posted by headhunter636
            The worm hole in my house seems to be attracting all of my screwdrivers, and the name of that worm hole is "Wife".
            I think there are some triple or quadruple entendres in there...
            Jeff


            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • JSUPreston
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 1189
              • Montgomery, AL.
              • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

              #7
              Originally posted by Norm in Fujino
              My long study of physics led me several years ago to discover the fact that tiny Einstein-Rosen bridges (aka Schwarzschild wormholes) exist all around us, just waiting to catch unwary objects (my article about it is currently being juried for Science magazine). Most of the time such wormholes are only big enough to catch small things like screws, washers, and nuts. You'll recall that if you've ever dropped a screw or nail on the shop floor, it immediately disappears. That's because it's been sucked into a wormhole. It may disappear forever, or it may show up again days, months or years later, but always against the wall on the farthest side of the shop. I've rarely seen them big enough to catch a pair of wire strippers, but it's certainly possible.

              Have you even seen one big enough to swallow a 14" Echo chainsaw? Mine went missing from my shop in '05 and I've been looking for it ever since.
              "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

              Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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              • JSUPreston
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2005
                • 1189
                • Montgomery, AL.
                • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                #8
                Originally posted by germdoc
                I think there are some triple or quadruple entendres in there...
                Doc, I'm not sure I even want to comment on that one.
                "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                • jking
                  Senior Member
                  • May 2003
                  • 972
                  • Des Moines, IA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by crokett
                  I hate losing tools. At the moment I can't find my wire strippers. I used them Sunday in the shop. Went out there last night to do some more wiring and couldn't find them anywhere. Those wire strippers are an old friend. The money for a new pair is less of a problem than losing that particular set. I picked up a new pair today expecting that when I get out there tonight the old ones will be sitting in the middle of the floor.
                  Usually happens to me when I decide to organize & put things away. "I'll never have trouble finding it if I put it here."

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                  • JSUPreston
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1189
                    • Montgomery, AL.
                    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jking
                    Usually happens to me when I decide to organize & put things away. "I'll never have trouble finding it if I put it here."
                    I do that ALL the time.
                    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                    • cabinetman
                      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 15216
                      • So. Florida
                      • Delta

                      #11
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lSliucgygc
                      .

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                      • dbhost
                        Slow and steady
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 9523
                        • League City, Texas
                        • Ryobi BT3100

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Norm in Fujino
                        My long study of physics led me several years ago to discover the fact that tiny Einstein-Rosen bridges (aka Schwarzschild wormholes) exist all around us, just waiting to catch unwary objects (my article about it is currently being juried for Science magazine). Most of the time such wormholes are only big enough to catch small things like screws, washers, and nuts. You'll recall that if you've ever dropped a screw or nail on the shop floor, it immediately disappears. That's because it's been sucked into a wormhole. It may disappear forever, or it may show up again days, months or years later, but always against the wall on the farthest side of the shop. I've rarely seen them big enough to catch a pair of wire strippers, but it's certainly possible.


                        Would that the the single sock sucker in the dryer theory I was reading about?
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                        • Norm in Fujino
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 534
                          • Fujino-machi, Kanagawa-ken, Japan.
                          • Ryobi BT-3000

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dbhost
                          Would that the the single sock sucker in the dryer theory I was reading about?
                          How amazing! It seems I'm not the only one who has discovered this fact. I wonder whether the Nobel committee will recognize my prior claim.

                          Socks in the dryer
                          ==========
                          ". . . and only the stump, or fishy part of him remained."
                          Green Gables: A Contemplative Companion to Fujino Township

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                          • herb fellows
                            Veteran Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 1867
                            • New York City
                            • bt3100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jking
                            Usually happens to me when I decide to organize & put things away. "I'll never have trouble finding it if I put it here."
                            Plus 1 on that. I'll have something somewhere for years, know exactly where it is. All of a sudden, I get a bright idea that it would be more accurately placed 'here'.
                            Unfortunately, that is the only time in my life that I will have that thought! Of course, the next time I go looking for it, I will walk around the shop muttering things like 'I've kept it there for 20 years, how could it possibly not be there'. As this is a 'family' website, I left out the expletives!
                            Last edited by herb fellows; 10-06-2009, 01:12 PM.
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                            • Bill in Buena Park
                              Veteran Member
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 1867
                              • Buena Park, CA
                              • CM 21829

                              #15
                              Originally posted by headhunter636
                              The worm hole in my house seems to be attracting all of my screwdrivers...
                              Which is why I keep a separate, small, well-stocked toolbox in the house
                              Bill in Buena Park

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