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  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 22025
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999
    #16
    Originally posted by newood2
    You are not sure you're living in your own house. You came home and the street you live on looks unfamiliar. It could be cause from an over-abundance of thoraxine or you forgot one of those little color pills.
    Howdy. Oops! I mean Howie
    ... somehow the garage door opens and you park. An unfamiliar dog sniffs you and wags his tail wildly. Three kids you don't know crowd you saying "Daddy!, Daddy!". A beautiful woman in a tight white blouse and a short skirt greets you warmly. The kids evaporate as if on cue and the woman takes off her apron and plants a big juicy kiss on your lips while grinding her body against yours...

    Should you confess you think you're in the wrong house???
    Last edited by LCHIEN; 06-12-2009, 09:23 AM.
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000
        #17
        Originally posted by LCHIEN
        Should you confess you think you're in the wrong house???
        No, because that's what happens when I come home from work every day.
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • germdoc
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 3567
            • Omaha, NE
            • BT3000--the gray ghost
            #18
            "And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
            And you may find yourself in another part of the world
            And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
            And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
            Wife
            And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?"
            Jeff


            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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              • backpacker85
                Established Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 148
                • Dickson, TN
                • BT3100-1
                #19
                And you know that only happens......Once in a lifetime
                Ken W.
                _____________________
                "If you can't fix it right, fix it so no one else can fix it right."

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