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  • cgallery
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2004
    • 4503
    • Milwaukee, WI
    • BT3K

    #1

    Any good April Fool's jokes?

    I get a lot of calls on April 1st as nonexistent computer problems are relayed to me. Usually the person calling has no idea they're being conned.

    This year has been incredibly boring so far. Which surprises me because of the concern over Conficker.

    Any good ones out there?
  • pelligrini
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    • Apr 2007
    • 4217
    • Fort Worth, TX
    • Craftsman 21829

    #2
    It wasn't an April Folls joke but still computer related. Several years ago we had a fairly small but pretty active forum for our DC team. A member announced he was going on vacation for a couple weeks and won't have any internet access where he was going. The last time he left for a while there were some big changes to the team, he even said "don't do anything while I'm gone!" I hatched a plan to suprise him.

    We created a bogus forum page that he would be directed to once he tried to access it from home or work. On it we created several arguements between members, announcements of everyone quitting, even the admins and owner. I would have liked to see his face when he logged in.
    Erik

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      One of the best ones I heard was a local radio station here several years ago put out a fake news report that there was going to be acid rain and people should put peanut butter on the noses of their cats and dogs before letting them out in the morning.

      Not verified and not exactly April Fool's but the guy swears this is a true story. A former coworker of mine was a transfer from Florida. He had a neighbor who was very proud of his orange tree and let everyone know it. A buddy of the coworker had a couple stamps made and when the neighbor was out of town for a few days the two of them went over and stamped every orange on the tree with 'Sunkist'.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • Alex Franke
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        • Feb 2007
        • 2641
        • Chapel Hill, NC
        • Ryobi BT3100

        #4
        A great travel deal here -- no booking fees!
        http://www.expedia.com/daily/mars

        Plus, I can't believe it took them so long to come up with this new product:
        http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

        Edit: Oh, and flip=1 on YouTube is pretty cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuqGPlY4r0&flip=1
        Last edited by Alex Franke; 04-01-2009, 10:40 AM.
        online at http://www.theFrankes.com
        while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
        "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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        • LinuxRandal
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          • Feb 2005
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          • Independence, MO, USA.
          • bt3100

          #5
          Someone asks for the date, tell them March 32.


          I've been waiting for the announcement for years, No longer Gnu/Linux, as the Hurd Kernel has been released, and it kicks Linux asx.

          EDIT: http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.a...08&cat=1,42884

          Of course, Lee Valleys new tool.
          Last edited by LinuxRandal; 04-01-2009, 10:46 AM.
          She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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          • Alex Franke
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            • Feb 2007
            • 2641
            • Chapel Hill, NC
            • Ryobi BT3100

            #6
            ...a couple more

            "OMG Guardian goes twitter. yay! lol" - http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009...dia-technology

            Opera labs face gestures :lol: - http://labs.opera.com/news/2009/04/01/

            Google has CADIE, which is on their front page, but this one is a little more hidden: https://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html
            online at http://www.theFrankes.com
            while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
            "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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            • thrytis
              Senior Member
              • May 2004
              • 552
              • Concord, NC, USA.
              • Delta Unisaw

              #7
              Originally posted by LinuxRandal
              EDIT: http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.a...08&cat=1,42884

              Of course, Lee Valleys new tool.
              All of Lee Valley's old tools are still available too. Search for AFD for all six.
              Eric

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              • LCHIEN
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2002
                • 21765
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #8
                Originally posted by Alex Franke
                ...a couple more

                "OMG Guardian goes twitter. yay! lol" - http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009...dia-technology

                Opera labs face gestures :lol: - http://labs.opera.com/news/2009/04/01/

                Google has CADIE, which is on their front page, but this one is a little more hidden: https://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html

                I confess i spent several minutes looking how to turn on Autopilot before i figured out it was an AFJ.
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • Tom Slick
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                  • May 2005
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                  • Paso Robles, Calif, USA.
                  • sears BT3 clone

                  #9
                  Even Duluth Trading is getting in on it http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/s...c=T29C30BBGMMW

                  If you know duluth's products this "fits" them perfectly
                  Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

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                  • rh111
                    Forum Newbie
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 49
                    • KS, USA.

                    #10
                    Get a phone book and look for the number of a cemetary or mortuary.

                    Jot it down on a piece of paper and use the name of the caller: Mira Remains.

                    Hand it to someone and say that they called and that they need to return the call.

                    That's my favorite one.
                    It's all good till it's no good any more.

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                    • RyFitz13
                      Established Member
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 127
                      • Terryville, CT, USA.
                      • BT3100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tom Slick
                      Even Duluth Trading is getting in on it http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/s...c=T29C30BBGMMW
                      I especially like the colors on this one... I'm not sure if I'd prefer to order one in "Not Blue" or "Fluorescent Brown."

                      Here's another, from Google:
                      http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html

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                      • pacwind3
                        Established Member
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 257
                        • Vancouver, WA
                        • Bosch 4100

                        #12
                        Mines pretty mean: the first April fools that my wife and I were together, she played a trick on me that she had blown several hundred dollars at work and we had no money till payday. Let's say I was less then happy.
                        SO: I stole a joke off Rosanne, went to my shop, covered my hand in ketchup and came running inside yelling "oh my God, we gotta go to the hospital".
                        Um, yeah: I've never lived that one down. I took mean to a really uncool level.

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                        • BigguyZ
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 1818
                          • Minneapolis, MN
                          • Craftsman, older type w/ cast iron top

                          #13
                          [QUOTE=Alex Franke;403753]A great travel deal here -- no booking fees!
                          http://www.expedia.com/daily/mars

                          QUOTE]

                          Hey- they have a phone# on that page that actually works! And the message gives you a coupon for $25 off a 2 night hotel stay. That's kinda cool....

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                          • BobSch
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                            #14
                            An oldie but a goody from the BBC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
                            Bob

                            Bad decisions make good stories.

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                            • Mr__Bill
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                              • May 2007
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                              • Tacoma, WA
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by BobSch
                              An oldie but a goody from the BBC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
                              That is a great one. I first saw it on TV as a kid in the 1950's.

                              Thanks for the link.

                              Bill, now raising escargot on the Oregon Coast

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