The Silly Joke Thread

[crokett]

For all your silly jokes.

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.


Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

[Russianwolf]

What's really funny is I saw the topic and thought "I'll post the one about the gorilla's nostrils real quick"

[dbhost]

Why did the Zoo get rid of the Girraffe?










Because it was too much overhead!


Okay now I am ashamed to have told that joke..

[BobSch]

What happens when you push the envelope?

It stays stationery.

[cabinetman]

For all your silly jokes.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

What a coincidence!!


What kind of car does an electrician drive?....A Voltswagon.
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[williwatt]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To show the 'possum that it really can be done!

[crokett]

What a coincidence!!

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Yeah, this thread pops up every once in a while. We were talking about dumb jokes at lunch.

[twistsol]

Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in (fill in the blank with your favorite target)?







Nobody can figure out how to get a cup of sugar and two quarts of water into that little packet.

[leehljp]

Not a joke - This one really happened:

(5 year old grandson Andrew - with a large bugger hanging from his finger as he shows his kindergarten teacher.)

Teacher: "Andrew, I told you to quit picking buggers from your nose!"






Andrew: "It's not MINE!"

[Alex Franke]

My 4-year-old's favorites:

Him: Knock-knock...
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting cow.
Me: Interrupting co...
Him (interrupting): MOOO!

Him, as if in conversation: What's your favorite kind of pie?
Me: Hmmm... apple pie. What's your favorite pie?
Him: 3.14.

...a while back I tried to tell him that a joke was all about leading someone to expect one thing, and then telling them something different that was funny. Then he started making up jokes like

Him: Why did the cow cross the road?
Me: I don't know... why?
Him: A fire truck is wearing pajamas! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr__Bill]

My 4-year-old's favorites:

Him: Why did the cow cross the road?
Me: I don't know... why?
Him: A fire truck is wearing pajamas! HAHAHAHAHA!

Now that made me laugh... your 4 year old has a great sence of humor and you did a good job as the straight man setting it up.

Bill

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in (fill in the blank with your favorite target)?







Nobody can figure out how to get a cup of sugar and two quarts of water into that little packet.

I think that the target I always used with this joke was pretty funny (bl*&%#s). I have a couple of blonde jokes that I remember but I am not sure that they are appropriate for here. But I thought they were pretty good as my best friend was blonde and now my boss is blond and I make fun of her sometimes also.

[crokett]

My 4-year-old's favorites:

Him: Knock-knock...
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting cow.
Me: Interrupting co...
Him (interrupting): MOOO!

I've gotta tell that one to my daughter. She will love it.

[shoottx]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?





Elephino

[gsmittle]

Why did [insert name of deity here] make armadillos?
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So we could eat possum on the half shell!

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