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I idn't see anything bad about this, I thought it was funny. Bill
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
She took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business
trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
in Boston .'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality!'
'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-
American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your
name.'
'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
call me Bubba.......
Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
She took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business
trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
in Boston .'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality!'
'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-
American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your
name.'
'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
call me Bubba.......
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