Funny

[DUD]

Now this is funny, I hope You laugh too. Bill






I was walking past the Mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'



The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.



Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.



Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[BobSch]

Ouch.

Sounds like the guy that lost a wheel in front of the same facility. He's standing there trying to figure out what to do when one of the residents came up and suggested that he take one lug nut off each of the remaining three tires and use those to temporarily hold the loose tire on until he could get to town and get a set of replacement nuts.

"What a great idea!" the driver exclaimed. "If you don't mind my asking, with a mind like yours, why are you institutionalized?"

"Hey, I'm crazy, not stupid!" was the reply.

[jhart]

I laughed. Good one Bill.

[Ed62]

I'm glad I just put my coffee down.

Ed

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I'm glad I just put my coffee down.

Ed

I always put down my drink, coffee and other drinks, when I start to read one of Dud's posts with a joke in it.

[LCHIEN]

A man was walking by the entance to the mental hospital.
Two guys in white coats come flying out the entrance and say, hey we're looking for an escaped mental patient.
What does he look like, asks the passerby?
Well, he's short and skinny and weighs 300 pounds.
The P-B gives a funny look and says, 300 pounds, but short and skinny? How can that be?
One of the orderlies shrugs his shoulders, "well, we told you he was crazy".

(Remembering mental institution jokes from my childhood - not that I spent any time in them...)