Elderly Foreplay

[DUD]

Don't tell Me this didn't make You laugh. Bill


Elderly Foreplay

The first old woman told the second old woman that
sometimes she gets
her husband excited at night by getting totally naked,
lying in bed and
putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.

The second old woman thought that this was a great
idea, so that night
when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for
bed, she got
totally naked and began the process of putting her
legs behind her head.

The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she
was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.

She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so
she rocked herself
backwards until she finally got it behind her head.

However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that
she flipped
slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt
sticking straight up in
the air. It was just then that her hu sband came out of
the bathroom.

'Gladys!' he exclaimed.' For heavens sake, comb your
hair and put your
teeth in .... You look like an a**hole.'

[Mrs. Wallnut]

LMAO.....That does make me laugh. Thanks for sharing Bill.

[cwithboat]

Given the title of this thread I guess this is the place for the mention of this fact. Last year the directions on a prescription for Viagra read:
TAKE ONE PILL ONE HOUR BEFORE SEXUAL ACTIVITY
This year the directions read:
TAKE ONE PILL ONE HOUR BEFORE BEDTIME
Somebody is making a lot of assumptions.

[mater]

That was a funny one Bill.

[andrew.r.w]

Am I the only one so far who finds this tasteless and inappropriate?

I don't want this site to become the kind of thing I can't look in on at work or in front of my family. Surely there are other sites on the net for dirty jokes ..

[pelligrini]

I thought it was really funny, but I was suprised it took this long for Bill to get yelled at.

[TB Roye]

Yea
Bill crosses the line a little some time, but I thought it was funny.
But I can see the other side to, especially at work, if the wrong person saw it.

Tom

[Habe]

Vicki even thought it was funny. After a while you learn to check who is around before you open a post from Bill. Keep em coming. PS who can clean the Coke from the monitor and the wall???

[Uncle Cracker]

Well, this one certainly doesn't pass the "10-y.o. girl test" that was so much talked about recently, but I still think it's funny as heck.

[DUD]

I thought it was funny, if the Mods want to censure Me I will abide by there decisions. Bill

[Richard in Smithville]

I agree...If the mods feel that this passes the line, I for one will not complain about their censorship and restricting freedom: but I'm glad I read if before it gets booted.

[chopnhack]

Personally, I would think that around the coffee pot should be just that - what folks sometimes trade at work - which often times can be less than tasteful. IMHO - the gals can be worse than the men sometimes. Therefore i think it would be wise to not view "coffee pot" posts while prying eyes are around - IMHO anyways
Funny BTW

[Crash2510]

great one bill lmao

[Roger Ronas]

At work your SUPPOSED to be doing work. Not looking at woodworking sites. Unless your job involves looking at this site.
Also you had to click on the thread to see it and the thread title should give you a hint that it could be risky.

I don't think it's appropreate for children either, but if I want to look at it, I check to see who's watching over my shoulder.

Carry on,

Roger

[Black wallnut]

At work your SUPPOSED to be doing work. Not looking at woodworking sites. Unless your job involves looking at this site.
Also you had to click on the thread to see it and the thread title should give you a hint that it could be risky.

I don't think it's appropreate for children either, but if I want to look at it, I check to see who's watching over my shoulder.

Carry on,

Roger

Well said Roger! Welcome to our Forum!