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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    The Biker

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    H--D-JOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.

    "Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the h--d-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    NASTY
    NASTY
    NASTY...But funny.

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    • DUD
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3309
      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      David

      Now That's BAD. Bill
      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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      • LCHIEN
        Super Moderator
        • Dec 2002
        • 21978
        • Katy, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 vintage 1999

        #4
        not sure i would want the burger even after she washes her hands...
        Loring in Katy, TX USA
        If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
        BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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        • Bruce Cohen
          Veteran Member
          • May 2003
          • 2698
          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          David,

          You now owe me a keyboard!

          That's a great one.

          Bruce
          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
          Samuel Colt did"

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #6
            Very, very bad. Very, very funny.

            Ed
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • Brian in Dawson Creek
              Established Member
              • Jul 2006
              • 128
              • Dawson Creek B.C. Canada
              • Delta Cabinet Saw

              #7
              Oh … that’s good … bad day for keyboards

              Brian

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              • Jaden
                Established Member
                • Feb 2006
                • 202
                • Trenton, MI
                • BT3100

                #8
                I agree mostly with cabman, but I see it more as...
                Funny
                Funny
                Funny...But nasty.


                Steve
                Last edited by Jaden; 01-11-2008, 08:25 PM.
                "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                • chopnhack
                  Veteran Member
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3779
                  • Florida
                  • Ryobi BT3100

                  #9
                  LOL, but if hes a crusty old biker how come he didnt take the h--d job?
                  I think in straight lines, but dream in curves

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                  • Hellrazor
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 2091
                    • Abyss, PA
                    • Ridgid R4512

                    #10
                    He only had $2

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