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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

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    While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

    After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

    He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

    As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

    "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    That's definitely a geezer thing. I give it a 9.5 on the Jester Scale.
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    • LCHIEN
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2002
      • 22031
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #3
      i totally didn't see that coming, and yes, I can relate to that.

      welcome back, Dud.
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • TB Roye
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 2969
        • Sacramento, CA, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Don't tell LOML, but that sounds just like me.

        Tom

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          Last edited by crokett; 11-05-2007, 12:01 PM.
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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