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  • JTimmons
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 690
    • Denver, CO.
    • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

    #1

    Doctor Visit Today

    I have been having some really bad allergies here lately, decided it was time to see a doctor, which would be the first time I have seen one since moving here.

    So I ask the LOML to set up an appointment for me. Last night, she tells me I got a 10 o'clock set up this morning and specifies it's a female doctor. Not giving it much thought I say okay and go back to what I was doing. She stands there for a moment and says out of the blue, "don't flirt with her either!"

    Now when I say the love of my life, I mean it, I wouldn't ever dream of cheating on her, she's it for me, I can't possibly do any better and tell her every day.

    Confused look on my face, I say okay and go back to what I was doing and again, "I mean it, you better not flirt with her."

    Now she's got my attention and I ask why? She said, "don't worry about it, just don't flirt with her."

    My experience or luck has always been that a female doctor = middle aged married not very attractive.

    So I am sitting there in the room waiting. Door opens and let's just say it wasn't what I expected.

    I guess she noticed something was up and asked if there was something wrong (she had to repeat everything twice for me, as I was a bit distracted). I told her I was tired, I had just got off a 10 hour shift.

    The LOML works for doctors office, so I put 2 and 2 together and ask the doc if she knew anyone over at the other office that my wife works at and of course she knows all the doctors over there. I gather my wife asked around at work and she was recommended with a warning.

    Sorry had to share it someone, like I said in my experience it just doesn't happen to me.

    Worst part is, after some discussion on family medical problems, the doctor wants me to re-schedule for a follow-up in two weeks and to have my cholesterol checked and physical done.

    Not sure I would be able to handle the physical.
    "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
    -- Johnny Carson
  • Black wallnut
    cycling to health
    • Jan 2003
    • 4715
    • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
    • BT3k 1999

    #2
    So was she a babe?
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    • LCHIEN
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2002
      • 21886
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #3
      So, if she brings it up again, ask her if she flirted with the first cute male doctor she met...

      On the second thought, don't ask.
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      • Anna
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 728
        • CA, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        You know, if I were a guy, I'd say, "No pictures? Didn't happen."

        I think you were trying to pull a stealth gloat.

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        • JTimmons
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2005
          • 690
          • Denver, CO.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Anna
          You know, if I were a guy, I'd say, "No pictures? Didn't happen."

          I think you were trying to pull a stealth gloat.
          I figured that might come up and trust me I thought about it, I have a camera phone, but I think it would have been a bit obvious given how small the room was.
          "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
          -- Johnny Carson

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          • Anna
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 728
            • CA, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by JTimmons
            I figured that might come up and trust me I thought about it, I have a camera phone, but I think it would have been a bit obvious given how small the room was.
            Besides, if your wife finds the picture in your phone, you'd be in need of more emergency medical procedures.

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            • JTimmons
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 690
              • Denver, CO.
              • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

              #7
              Originally posted by Black wallnut
              So was she a babe?
              Yes and not conservative on the attire either, nothing racey, just nice and snug.
              "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
              -- Johnny Carson

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              • JTimmons
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2005
                • 690
                • Denver, CO.
                • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

                #8
                Originally posted by Anna
                Besides, if your wife finds the picture in your phone, you'd be in need of more emergency medical procedures.
                Yes and I might add she's a hispanic woman, there's nothing worse than a mad hispanic woman.
                "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
                -- Johnny Carson

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                • gwyneth
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1134
                  • Bayfield Co., WI

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JTimmons
                  Yes and I might add she's a hispanic woman, there's nothing worse than a mad hispanic woman.
                  Perhaps one who is not mad anymore, after expressing her emotions with a weapon.

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                  • ragswl4
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1559
                    • Winchester, Ca
                    • C-Man 22114

                    #10
                    I don't see a problem here. The Docs a knock out, she didn't throw you out and you have a follow up for a physical. Sounds like the beginning of a long, professional relationship between patient and doctor. Anyway I think you are lucky, you should see the size of the hands on my doctor, YOHWEE!
                    RAGS
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                    • JTimmons
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 690
                      • Denver, CO.
                      • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ragswl4
                      Anyway I think you are lucky, you should see the size of the hands on my doctor, YOHWEE!
                      LMAO!
                      "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
                      -- Johnny Carson

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                      • cgallery
                        Veteran Member
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 4503
                        • Milwaukee, WI
                        • BT3K

                        #12
                        Well, did you flirt with her?

                        Gese, its like pulling teeth!

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                        • Mrs. Wallnut
                          Bandsaw Box Momma
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1566
                          • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Black wallnut
                          So was she a babe?
                          Figures he would ask that question.
                          Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                          • JTimmons
                            Senior Member
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 690
                            • Denver, CO.
                            • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by cgallery
                            Well, did you flirt with her?

                            Gese, its like pulling teeth!
                            I thought that would have been obvious, after finding out she knew everyone at the LOMLs office and the mad hispanic woman comment.

                            The answer though, H3LL NO!

                            Besides, I am a lowly Telcom Tech, she's a bit out of my league, of course my friends said the same thing about my wife.
                            "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
                            -- Johnny Carson

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                            • Anna
                              Senior Member
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 728
                              • CA, USA.
                              • BT3100

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ragswl4
                              Anyway I think you are lucky, you should see the size of the hands on my doctor, YOHWEE!
                              Ick. Can't... get... image... out... of... my... head....

                              So glad I'm not a man.

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