Guessing about Ken Massingale

[radhak]

In this thread, Ken hinted he knows more about the inheritor to the BT3 than he cares to tell us about. I thought about it a bit, but am unable to come up with a viable explanation. And being small-brained, I don't want it to explode, and need your help : please tell me what you think stops Ken from sharing his inside knowledge.

Obviously, Ken himself should not vote here (scout's honor, Ken!), not should anybody else who know him personally well enough to know the truth from before.

Remember, we are not interested in the truth, just the potential for gossip around the truth !

[Thom2]

I know, I know

but

I'm not telling

[Jeffrey Schronce]

I voted other.

It is clear that Ryobi is getting their design and marketing plans from greater beings. I believe the corn fields of SC and Kens proximity of the landing fields are a direct correlation to these developments. It is clear that this technology is coming from somewhere with greater power that we know. This is obvious in the fact that Ryobi distributes exclusively through Home Depot who just cancelled my Hiliti jigsaw order. The reason they cancelled these orders is that they know it would be money poorly spent since German technology can not keep up with Ralien technology. And lets face it, this cutting edge stuff is clearly Ralien in nature. Those stupid Quackrits could never come up with such designs. Heck they cant even handle intergalactic travel yet! Morons!

[Thom2]

Jeffrey ... to quote you from another thread

they're called sedatives

[cgallery]

I voted other. It is my sincere belief that Ken is psychic.

[JoeyGee]

I don't know if it was Ken or not, but I know someone here is a neighbor to someone at Ryobi, which he himself spoke about in a thread about the possible future of the BT3K series.

[LCHIEN]

secret agent of the Ryobian Empire

[Knottscott]

"Other" ... no clue!

[Black wallnut]

I know.. I know but can not telll...well I could but then I'd have to shoot ya! Ken has mentioned how he knows in posts gone by.

[jking]

I voted other. Not knowing where Ryobi has offices, is it possible Ken is actually a Ryobi employee?

[DUD]

Ken is from the great State of South Carolina, Ryobi has or had a factory in the same State. I don't know. Bill

[cgallery]

I noticed that Ken hasn't posted here. Care to guess how you know, Ken?

[leehljp]

Same basic answer as MarK above.

[gsmittle]

I know.. I know but can not telll...well I could but then I'd have to shoot ya! Ken has mentioned how he knows in posts gone by.

That's fine with me! The curiosity is gettin' to me!!

g.

[Ken Massingale]

I noticed that Ken hasn't posted here. Care to guess how you know, Ken?

Rad won't let me play with you folks. :-(