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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Life as I see it

    I used to notice toilet paper and whether it came off from the bottom or unrolled off the top. I used to prefer it to roll off the bottom, however lately I seem to not care which way it rolls off as long as it stays together while I'm using it. I don't know if this is because of age or the medication I'm taking. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    I've got a gripe about toilet paper. I take offense when in a public bathroom to go into a stall and find a highly engineered, locking, stainless steel toilet paper dispenser that issues one 4 inch square sheet at a time. What the heck good is that. Or, it issues a 4 inch sheet with a tearout on one edge. Somebody could make a mint by selling full rolls under the doors.

    Bill - you should try my meds.
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    • MilDoc

      #3
      Originally posted by cabinetman
      ... you should try my meds.
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      Uh ... and just what meds are they? Anti-psychotic? Bipolar? Altzheimers? ADHD?

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      • cabinetman
        Gone but not Forgotten RIP
        • Jun 2006
        • 15216
        • So. Florida
        • Delta

        #4
        Originally posted by MilDoc
        Uh ... and just what meds are they? Anti-psychotic? Bipolar? Altzheimers? ADHD?

        If I tell ya...I gotta kill ya!
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        • LCHIEN
          Super Moderator
          • Dec 2002
          • 22063
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999

          #5
          over the top, under the bottom, too small, locking dispenser, single ply, torn, too rough. You guys should just try doing without one day.
          Loring in Katy, TX USA
          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Originally posted by LCHIEN
            over the top, under the bottom, too small, locking dispenser, single ply, torn, too rough. You guys should just try doing without one day.

            Too rough? - how about the knots!!
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            • lrr
              Established Member
              • Apr 2006
              • 380
              • Fort Collins, Colorado
              • Ryobi BT-3100

              #7
              Originally posted by cabinetman
              I've got a gripe about toilet paper. I take offense when in a public bathroom to go into a stall and find a highly engineered, locking, stainless steel toilet paper dispenser that issues one 4 inch square sheet at a time. What the heck good is that. Or, it issues a 4 inch sheet with a tearout on one edge. Somebody could make a mint by selling full rolls under the doors.

              Bill - you should try my meds.
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              In the new age of conservation, this dispenser is approved by Sheryl Crow, and the company probably gets tax credits.

              (All I can say is, if she can wipe with one sheet, I'd like to know exactly what she is eating...)

              Lee

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              • andrew.r.w
                Established Member
                • Sep 2003
                • 346
                • Canada.

                #8
                Several jokes about eating crow come to mind but I wouldn't dare.
                Andrew

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                • gwyneth
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1134
                  • Bayfield Co., WI

                  #9
                  The late Queen Mother of England was said to prefer something called "Bronco Paper" (possibly a brand name) that was introduced during the paper shortages of WWII. It's virtually untreated wood pulp, almost barky--even the worst institutional tp available in the U.S. is significantly higher quality than "Bronco Paper".

                  The things you learn when you study paper-making...

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15216
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #10
                    There was a draft (I don't mean wind) during my time in the Army. And with drafting all kinds of individuals are pulled out of the so called woodwork and other places. I remember this one guy that was amazed to see a toilet, and toilet paper. His story was that his whole life, relief was the outdoors and leaves were very plentiful. IKYN
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                    • linear
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2004
                      • 612
                      • DeSoto, KS, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3100

                      #11
                      Our facilities manager at work gets John Wayne brand. It's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take crap off anyone.
                      --Rob

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                      • Bruce Cohen
                        Veteran Member
                        • May 2003
                        • 2698
                        • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        Just be glad you guys don't live in the Mid-East, the traditional bathroom has a hole in the floor and a short length of of hose with running water,

                        You're expected to use your left hand to clean yourself and the hose to wash off your hand. That's why we probably shake hands with our right. Also the left is in some countries considered evil and "lefties" were re-trained to use their right.

                        Another bit of useless trivia is the cutting off of a criminal's right hand. It wasn't because the hand stole or comitted a crime. It just forced the poor guy to have to use the same hand to eat (lots of Mid-Eastern, Asian and African countries use their hands alomst exclusively. So having to use the left (unclean) hand made that person shunned form the tribal group and ostrisized from the group.

                        For what it's worth

                        Bruce
                        "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                        Samuel Colt did"

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                        • L. D. Jeffries
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 747
                          • Russell, NY, USA.
                          • Ryobi BT3000

                          #13
                          Just gotta add to this post! Back in the 50's in England when you travelled on the train the toilet paper was about the shine and consistency of our "waxed" paper..idea was not to "go" I guess. Secondly; as Archie Bunker used to say, "Over the TOP, Meathead!"
                          RuffSawn
                          Nothin' smells better than fresh sawdust!

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                          • mater
                            Veteran Member
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4197
                            • SC, USA.

                            #14
                            It doesn't matter which way it rolls as long as I have some.
                            Ken aka "mater"

                            " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                            Ken's Den

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                            • germdoc
                              Veteran Member
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3567
                              • Omaha, NE
                              • BT3000--the gray ghost

                              #15
                              My father grew up poor in Alabama in the 30's. Once while out in the woods he made the mistake of wiping with some leaves that he found out later were poison oak. He never made that mistake again!

                              While we're on the subject, can someone explain the bidet to me? I've been to France many times but still don't get it.
                              Jeff


                              “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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