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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    The Husband Store

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.



    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.


    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



    There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...



    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.





    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.





    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.





    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.





    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.





    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"





    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.





    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor where the sign reads:





    Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!



    A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER - John Keats
  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #2
    Couldn't have said it better myself.

    Ed
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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    • jhart
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 1715
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Ain't it the truth.
      Joe
      "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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      • Mrs. Wallnut
        Bandsaw Box Momma
        • Apr 2005
        • 1566
        • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

        #4
        Hey now...I stopped at Floor 2....I don't fit into that category of women.

        But I liked it.
        Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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        • DUD
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 3309
          • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          LOML said She would stop at 1st floor, had a job. Bill
          5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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          • Adele
            Established Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 391
            • Midway, KY, USA.

            #6
            Hey I would have stopped on the First Floor.

            Adele

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              LOML had to go all the way to the 5th floor to find me.
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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              • LCHIEN
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2002
                • 22028
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #8
                Ain't that the truth.

                I heard that women marry men thinking they'll change.
                Men marry women thinking they'll never change.

                Both are wrong.
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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