Points to Ponder

[offthemark]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

[DUD]

I liked those Mark. Bill

[crokett]

Can you cry under water?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

No. IIRC there was a news story about a guy who got a ticket for trying

If woodworkers have enough money to buy all those tools, why don't they just buy the furniture?

[twistsol]

Not in public

If woodworkers have enough money to buy all those tools, why don't they just buy the furniture?

You can't post things like that in a public forum where my wife might see them!

[scorrpio]

I'll answer some
Can you cry under water? - yes, happened to me. Unless being in a diver's mask don't count.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - when a professional assassin is hired to do it?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? - cause even when you want only a penny's worth, you get twice as much. People like to expound.

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - holes in underwear for some are far more ambarrassing than nudity.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? - I think it's historical. Before there was a was to join them at the crotch comfortably, leg coverings were separate, hence plural. Even after they became one piece, the plural stuck.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? - bad breath (yours)