Happy Birthday George

[DUD]

I wish You a great day, Buy a new tool that I need or something. Bill

[Pappy]

Happy Birthday. Celebrate by hanging someone that needs it!

[Rounder]

Actually I spent the day with my family. But I did stop and drool over the Craftsman zip code saw.

Thank you for the birthday wishes.

[LCHIEN]

A man is checking out the curio stores in old San Francisco Chinatown.
He sees a foot-high statue of a rat, in brass. His curiosity is raised and he inquires with the proprietor. The old Chinese gentleman says $100 for the rat and $500 for the story that goes with it...
But the man says he just want the rat and pays the $100.
He's walking down the streets of Frisco now with his rat and soon he's aware that a pair of rats are following him down the street. Another block and the number of rats has swelled to tens, then to hundreds. Scared he's running now and there's thousands and thousands of rats following him down the street. Finally, out of breath he arrives at the waterfront and he heaves the brass rat out into the bay. One million rats plunge after the statue, into the cold water of the Bay where they drown.

The man is exhausted and stunned; he wanders aimlessly through the streets. He finds himself near Chinatown again and is drawn to the store. The old Chinese gentleman opens the door and greets him. Ah, he says, I see you've come back for the story of the rat!

Not really, says the man, I was just wondering if you have any brass lawyers?



HBD, Rounder!

[gerti]

Sometimes window shopping is fun too! Happy birthday!

[lcm1947]

Sorry for the late greeting but here it is anyway. Happy Birthday George. Hope it was a really good day for you.

[Ken Massingale]

Hope you had a super birthday, George.
ken