After careful scrutiny of the quality of fellow members signature line comments, I have determined that it would be in my best interest to abstain from further attempts at wit.
ROFLMAO - ROFL my ass off (an extreme case of ROFL)
Might be good to categorize them, some are universal e-mail/chat/post for figures of speech, others are unique to woodworkingdom/BT3/etc.
tools
TS table saw
BS bandsaw
DC dust collector
MS miter saw
CMS compound miter saw
SCMS sliding compound miter saw
TP thickness planer
JP jointer planer
DP drill press
RDP radial drill press
BJ biscuit joiner
OSS oscillating spindle sander
ROS random orbital sander
RAS Radial Arm saw
SS scroll saw
VS variable speed
HP horsepower
RPM revolutions per minute
SPM strokes per minute
FPM feet per minute
CFM, SCFM (standard) cubic feet per minute
HVLP High volume low pressure (sprayer)
LVLP Low volume low pressure (Sprayer)
people
LOML
SWMBO
MIL mother in law
FIL
BIL
SO significant other
parts of the BT3x saw
RF rip fence
SMT sliding miter table
MST miter slot table
ZCTP zero clearance throat plate
AT Auxiliary table
MP Micropositioner
figures of speech
(mostly covered before)
ROFLMAO - ROFL my ass off (an extreme case of ROFL)
WAG wild ass guess
POS piece of Sh*t
Retail Stores
HF
HD
BORG
Wally World
manufacturers
BD
DW
PC
OWT - One World Technologies, parent of Ryobi Tools, Ridgid
VA - vermont afghanistan, whoops I meant Vermont American
materials
MDF Medium density Fiberboard
MDO ??
UHMW ultra high molecular weight (plastic)
OSB oriented strand board
S2S surfaced 2 sides
S4S surfaced four sides
JPW Johnson's Paste wax (saw this one just today 2/3 and figured it out immediately!)
SF square foot
BF Board-foot
fasteners and joinery
SS stainless steel
SH socket head
HH hex head
FH flat head
PH pan head
CS countersink
M&T mortise and tenon
As I used to say in my technical review meetings, NNA.
Some one would always ask and I'd say: NO NEW ACRONYMS
Don't forget PITA! Not to be confused with PETA. Or bread products, for that matter.
Jeff
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
Loring: Thanx for the idea. Though, I think that I should make something like both an alphabetical and categorized list. For example, if one is looking for "HF" it might be good to be able to just scroll down to the "H"s instead of blindly searching...
GermJeff: I know some folks who believe that PITA & PETA are somewhat synonymous...
Woodnut "I should know better, but where's the fun in that?!"
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