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  • dave40261
    Established Member
    • Feb 2003
    • 346
    • Springfield, MO, USA.

    #16
    forgot one...

    BLO Boiled Linseed Oil
    After careful scrutiny of the quality of fellow members signature line comments, I have determined that it would be in my best interest to abstain from further attempts at wit.

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    • LCHIEN
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2002
      • 22035
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #17
      ROFLMAO - ROFL my ass off (an extreme case of ROFL)

      Might be good to categorize them, some are universal e-mail/chat/post for figures of speech, others are unique to woodworkingdom/BT3/etc.

      tools
      TS table saw
      BS bandsaw
      DC dust collector
      MS miter saw
      CMS compound miter saw
      SCMS sliding compound miter saw
      TP thickness planer
      JP jointer planer
      DP drill press
      RDP radial drill press
      BJ biscuit joiner
      OSS oscillating spindle sander
      ROS random orbital sander
      RAS Radial Arm saw
      SS scroll saw
      VS variable speed
      HP horsepower
      RPM revolutions per minute
      SPM strokes per minute
      FPM feet per minute
      CFM, SCFM (standard) cubic feet per minute
      HVLP High volume low pressure (sprayer)
      LVLP Low volume low pressure (Sprayer)

      people
      LOML
      SWMBO
      MIL mother in law

      FIL
      BIL
      SO significant other

      parts of the BT3x saw
      RF rip fence
      SMT sliding miter table
      MST miter slot table
      ZCTP zero clearance throat plate
      AT Auxiliary table
      MP Micropositioner

      figures of speech
      (mostly covered before)
      ROFLMAO - ROFL my ass off (an extreme case of ROFL)
      WAG wild ass guess
      POS piece of Sh*t

      Retail Stores
      HF
      HD
      BORG
      Wally World

      manufacturers
      BD
      DW
      PC
      OWT - One World Technologies, parent of Ryobi Tools, Ridgid
      VA - vermont afghanistan, whoops I meant Vermont American

      materials
      MDF Medium density Fiberboard
      MDO ??
      UHMW ultra high molecular weight (plastic)
      OSB oriented strand board
      S2S surfaced 2 sides
      S4S surfaced four sides
      JPW Johnson's Paste wax (saw this one just today 2/3 and figured it out immediately!)
      SF square foot
      BF Board-foot


      fasteners and joinery
      SS stainless steel
      SH socket head
      HH hex head
      FH flat head
      PH pan head
      CS countersink
      M&T mortise and tenon


      As I used to say in my technical review meetings, NNA.
      Some one would always ask and I'd say: NO NEW ACRONYMS

      That's it for now
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • germdoc
        Veteran Member
        • Nov 2003
        • 3567
        • Omaha, NE
        • BT3000--the gray ghost

        #18
        Don't forget PITA! Not to be confused with PETA. Or bread products, for that matter.

        Jeff


        “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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        • LCHIEN
          Super Moderator
          • Dec 2002
          • 22035
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999

          #19
          quote:Originally posted by germdoc

          Don't forget PITA! Not to be confused with PETA. Or bread products, for that matter.

          PETA "People Eating Tasty Animals"

          Loring in Katy, TX USA
          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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          • Woodnut
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2003
            • 605
            • Modesto, CA, USA.
            • BT3000

            #20
            Loring: Thanx for the idea. Though, I think that I should make something like both an alphabetical and categorized list. For example, if one is looking for "HF" it might be good to be able to just scroll down to the "H"s instead of blindly searching...

            GermJeff: I know some folks who believe that PITA & PETA are somewhat synonymous...
            Woodnut
            "I should know better, but where's the fun in that?!"

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            • leehljp
              The Full Monte
              • Dec 2002
              • 8789
              • Tunica, MS
              • BT3000/3100

              #21
              AFAIK = As far as I know
              Hank Lee

              Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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              • Just John
                Established Member
                • Dec 2002
                • 120
                • Livermore, Ca., USA.

                #22
                I didn't see this one yet..Most needed least used..

                RTFM

                READ THE F@#$%*( MANUAL

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                • RayintheUK
                  Veteran Member
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1792
                  • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #23
                  quote:Originally posted by LCHIEN

                  OSB (something - help me!)-stranded board
                  Loring,
                  That's Oriented Strand Board

                  Ray.
                  Did I offend you? Click here.

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                  • gugie
                    Established Member
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 439
                    • Redwood City, CA, USA.
                    • BT3000

                    #24
                    And how about the ubiquitous BT3X00

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                    • gugie
                      Established Member
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 439
                      • Redwood City, CA, USA.
                      • BT3000

                      #25
                      How about BT3X00 - BT3000, BT3100, or BT3000SX versions of our favorite TS.

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                      • silverfox
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2863
                        • Richland Center WI, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #26
                        This is GREAT...I didn't know some of these when I would run across them. Hope you get the list together Woodnut! I'll surely print it out.
                        Mike

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                        • Steve_P
                          Forum Newbie
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 63
                          • Saugus, CA, USA.

                          #27
                          My brother (12 yrs. in the Coast Guard) offered up one of my favorites:

                          TLA - Three-Letter Acronym.

                          Then of course, there's TLTTHIWWADCSYMMV (The last time that happened, I was wearing a duck costume so your mileage may vary).
                          -Steve

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                          • Woodnut
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 605
                            • Modesto, CA, USA.
                            • BT3000

                            #28
                            quote:Originally posted by Steve_P

                            ...Then of course, there's TLTTHIWWADCSYMMV (The last time that happened, I was wearing a duck costume so your mileage may vary)...
                            Steve,

                            There are many fine counseling opportunities out there...

                            Woodnut
                            "I should know better, but where's the fun in that?!"

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                            • gordons
                              Established Member
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 192
                              • Charlotte, NC, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3100

                              #29
                              How about:

                              BIOF - Built In Obsolescence Factor
                              NAAFI - An old army term for No Ambition And F*%^$all Interest
                              Gordon
                              I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

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                              • Rslaugh
                                Senior Member
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 609
                                • Punta Gorda, FL, USA.
                                • None right now

                                #30
                                If you're gonna have WAG then you need it's more precise cousin: SWAG - Scientific Wild A$$ Guess

                                not as applicable here but maybe in the rest of your life:

                                My boss is always trying to give me Special Hi Intenisty Training. You figure it out.
                                Rick
                                IG: @rslaugh_photography
                                A sailor travels to many lands, Any place he pleases
                                And he always remembers to wash his hands, So's he don't gets no diseases
                                ~PeeWee Herman~

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