quote:Originally posted by LarryG
sitting there all cattywampus
sitting there all cattywampus
It's what I want to do to my cat every morning as I'm grinding the beans for my coffee. I'm still comatose that time of the day, so I never see or hear him coming. I'm facing the kitchen counter struggling with the coffee filters and he always comes up behind me, stands up on his hind legs, stretches out to his full length and sinks his front claws into the back of my thigh.
The sudden shock and pain makes me reflexively smash my knee into the undercounter cupboard door. Which hurts far more.
We do this every single morning without fail. It's a wonder neither my patella nor the cupboard door hasn't long since fractured.
I love that stupid cat, truly I do. But some mornings, I just want to .... cattywampus.



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