Funny phishing email

[jussi]

I can only assume this is a phishing attempt. Love the name they used at the bottom.


Dear Sir/Madam,

This is Tyler and I will like to order ( Used Bandsaw ) Do get back to me with the types and cost for the ones you do carry and let me know if there is an extra cost when using visa or master card. Kindly get back to me with your name .Are you the sales manager or the owner?

Regards.....
Tyler Woods

[TB Roye]

What is he going to do cut his clubs when he misses a shot. I like the call from Microsoft wanting to check my computer. Love to go along with them. Turn off Wife Windows box and then proceed on my iMac or iPad and then go through the whole and when they say the can't access my computer tell it is an Apple and they have reached the Sacrament County High Tech Task force. They don't call for about 6 months. The hole time I am on my home screen and the router is turned off. Love bill collector also they are even more fun.

Tom

[capncarl]

I recieved a call yesterday from someone claiming to be from ADT alarm system trying to sell me a system. I asked him what was wrong with the system I already had? He said that I did not have a sign outside showing that I had an alarm system. I told him that I had a sign at my doors that said "Nothing inside this house is worth dying for", and if he actually worked for ADT he would know I had an alarm. Click, he hung up on me. I don't have an ADT alarm but he didn't know that, nor did he work for ADT.
capncarl