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  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 21765
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #1

    dear santa

    Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is this:
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    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
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  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    I entered that and it came back to a large lump of Coal with free Prime 2 day shipping.

    Also I found out that Santa knows the difference between a child and a adult's attempt at a letter to Santa. Adults can't forge kids writing. Good try

    Santa

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    • LinuxRandal
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 4890
      • Independence, MO, USA.
      • bt3100

      #3
      Originally posted by TB Roye
      I entered that and it came back to a large lump of Coal with free Prime 2 day shipping.

      Also I found out that Santa knows the difference between a child and a adult's attempt at a letter to Santa. Adults can't forge kids writing. Good try

      Santa
      Try writing with the hand you don't use.
      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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      • TB Roye
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        • Sacramento, CA, USA.
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        #4
        I write letters from Santa to my Granddaughter and use my left and to disguise my writing. It's fun as she has carried on a pen pal relationship with Santa for about 5 years. She know what the true meaning of Christmas is but still loves Santa. One of these day in the not to distant future this will end and be a memory. My wife has kept all her notes and gifts to Santa to give some when she is older. My daughter in law will not take her to see Santa at the mall as it might destroy her image of Santa. I was just giving Loring a bad time. I have gotten pretty printing with my left hand but it took a lot of practice to make in legible

        Tom

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        • LinuxRandal
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2005
          • 4890
          • Independence, MO, USA.
          • bt3100

          #5
          Sorry, TB.

          I know enough people who forget their other hand. When we were little, my brother chased me and ended up falling and breaking his right arm. Punishment was I was supposed to teach him how to use his left arm, and him teach me right.

          The lump of coal, is something I look forward to. How else does one grill his reindeer hamburgers for Christmas dinner.
          She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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          • Stytooner
            Roll Tide RIP Lee
            • Dec 2002
            • 4301
            • Robertsdale, AL, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            What size vat would you need to deep fry that thing?
            Lee

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            • TB Roye
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              • Jan 2004
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              • Sacramento, CA, USA.
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              #7
              If your like me you will have no trouble finding enough lumps of coal for a Bar B Que. I will probably find a 50 lb sack of it under the tree Christmas morning. My Dad told me of eating Reindeer when he was a kid in Northern Sweden and I am sure some of the wife's relative ate the same in Finland growing up. That would be preferable to that fish stuff he used to make at Christmas yuk.

              Tom

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              • LCHIEN
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2002
                • 21765
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #8
                Originally posted by TB Roye
                ... I was just giving Loring a bad time. I have gotten pretty printing with my left hand but it took a lot of practice to make in legible

                Tom
                I can take it.
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • Stytooner
                  Roll Tide RIP Lee
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 4301
                  • Robertsdale, AL, USA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  We had some white tailed Deer yesterday. I wonder if Reindeer tastes the same?
                  Lee

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                  • LCHIEN
                    Super Moderator
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 21765
                    • Katy, TX, USA.
                    • BT3000 vintage 1999

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Stytooner
                    We had some white tailed Deer yesterday. I wonder if Reindeer tastes the same?
                    A little moister meat because of all the rein *rain*.

                    Loring in Katy, TX USA
                    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                    • lrr
                      Established Member
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 380
                      • Fort Collins, Colorado
                      • Ryobi BT-3100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TB Roye
                      I entered that and it came back to a large lump of Coal with free Prime 2 day shipping.

                      Also I found out that Santa knows the difference between a child and a adult's attempt at a letter to Santa. Adults can't forge kids writing. Good try

                      Santa
                      Yeah, that, and the fact that the kid probably would have used a TinyURL to keep the letter short ...
                      Lee

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                      • gsmittle
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 2790
                        • St. Louis, MO, USA.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by TB Roye
                        If your like me you will have no trouble finding enough lumps of coal for a Bar B Que. I will probably find a 50 lb sack of it under the tree Christmas morning. My Dad told me of eating Reindeer when he was a kid in Northern Sweden and I am sure some of the wife's relative ate the same in Finland growing up. That would be preferable to that fish stuff he used to make at Christmas yuk.

                        Tom
                        Lute fisk? Yuck.

                        g.
                        Smit

                        "Be excellent to each other."
                        Bill & Ted

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                        • Stytooner
                          Roll Tide RIP Lee
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 4301
                          • Robertsdale, AL, USA.
                          • BT3100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LCHIEN
                          A little moister meat because of all the rein *rain*.

                          I'm not sure you can get much wetter than these Whitetails have been this year. It has almost been considered a marine environment.

                          My first marriage happened in Denmark. They have some suspect fish dishes too.
                          Lee

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                          • TB Roye
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2969
                            • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                            • BT3100

                            #14
                            I knew when brought the Crock and the Lye what was coming, thank God he put out side. I know a lot of Swedish recipes but that one go tossed when the last old timer passed. Swedish Christmas tomorrow night. and early morning church service in Swedish on Christmas morning. I know a little swedish but I go mainly to honor my ancestors. God Yul.

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                            • durango dude
                              Senior Member
                              • Mar 2011
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                              #15
                              that's why I only send Santa tinyurl addresses.

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