How to run a pirate operation

[LCHIEN]

A somewhat surprising but apparently true communique (comes on company letterhead stationery) from the pirate action group that just hijacked your ship:

Pirate commander Jamal wishes to congratulate you on being hijacked.
Kindly speak to his negotiator about your ransom, bearing in mind that his demands are similar for every vessel he seizes.


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/somal...#ixzz23TpGZ300

http://www.businessinsider.com/somal...ganized-2012-8

[Cochese]

Arrrrrrr you sure?

[Dal300]

Stick your tongue out and grab it with your thumb and fore finger then speak this phrase, "I was born on a Pirate Ship".

Then report back here.