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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    Guard Dog Didn't

    Getting rid of our dog

    Free to a Good Home

    Our house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the
    bathroom, and then proceeded to steal all they could carry. Our watchdog
    ‘Killer’ did not alert us at all, and for this reason we are giving him away.

    We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on installing an electric fence
    and detection devices with alarms. They're cheaper to maintain and definitely
    more reliable.

    For those interested in adopting this dog, please send an e-mail immediately.

    ‘Killer’ is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.

    ”A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below.”
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    'Killer' is a Norwegian Beer Hound...
    ... you can tell he is 100% purebred.

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  • Bruce Cohen
    Veteran Member
    • May 2003
    • 2698
    • Nanuet, NY, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    I'll take two
    "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
    Samuel Colt did"

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    • phrog
      Veteran Member
      • Jul 2005
      • 1796
      • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

      #3
      That's a hoot.
      Richard

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      • Denco
        Established Member
        • Mar 2003
        • 426
        • Coming soon: California
        • BT3100

        #4
        Way too funny!
        *****Measure twice, cut once.....rats, back to the lumber yard.*****

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        • TB Roye
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 2969
          • Sacramento, CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          There goes another monitor. Very funny. Years ago and i mean years ago we gave my pet Boxer beer, what a funny drunk.

          Tom

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          • pelligrini
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 4217
            • Fort Worth, TX
            • Craftsman 21829

            #6
            Does your dog text too?
            http://textsfromdog.tumblr.com/


            Erik

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            • RAFlorida
              Veteran Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 1179
              • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              Mike, between you and Erik,

              I'm still not together mentally. I mean a good laugh is a good laugh, but you two tore me up. What a way to start the middle of the week...

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              • Richard in Smithville
                Veteran Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 3014
                • On the TARDIS
                • BT 3100

                #8
                I needed that. Thanks guys!
                From the "deep south" part of Canada

                Richard in Smithville

                http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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                • dbhost
                  Slow and steady
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 9457
                  • League City, Texas
                  • Ryobi BT3100

                  #9
                  I reported that on Facebook... My sister in law called worried we really did get robbed...
                  Please like and subscribe to my YouTube channel. Please check out and subscribe to my Workshop Blog.

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