Gynecologist's Assistant

[pelligrini]

A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Denver , Colorado
and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have
to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully
wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll
have to go to Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

[radhak]

I gotta get there pronto !

[sweensdv]

Too late, I got the job.

[Richard in Smithville]

Dang! Always miss the good jobs!

[BobSch]

Maybe it's time to reconsider my retirement.

[aggrex]

Its a job and somebodys got to do it....the reality is examining room samples are not always what we fantasize.

[gsmittle]

Its a job and somebodys got to do it....the reality is examining room samples are not always what we fantasize.

No offense, but quit being the voice of reason!

g.

[LCHIEN]

Its a job and somebodys got to do it....the reality is examining room samples are not always what we fantasize.

agreed, remember half the women are old.

[jackellis]

If you want that job, I'll have to take your application...with a $100 fee.