FOR SENIORS ONLY - Senior Texting Codes

[MilDoc]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DYHAC: Do You Have a Coupon?
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
HYSMT: Have You Seen My Teeth?
IITTEY: Is It Time To Eat Yet?
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTBF: Will There Be Food?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing.

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[cabinetman]

Those are great.

Here's a few:

GOML................ Get Off My Lawn
GTG ................. Gotta Groan
IMHMO ............. In My HMO
JK .................... Just Kvetching
OMG ................ Ouch, My Groin!
RULKM ............ Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SUS ................. Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF ................ Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
WIWYA ............ When I Was Your Age
WTF ................. What's Today's Fish?
YYY .................. Yadda, yadda, yadda

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[MilDoc]

Those are great.


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GREAT! Anyone else?

[LCHIEN]

TFB ....Time for Bingo
TFMN...Time for my nap

[dadshideout]

WDII - What Day is it?
IGRFB - I'm getting ready for bed?

[Mr__Bill]

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