The Way Women Think

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  • MilDoc

    #1

    The Way Women Think

    (Apologies to the women here in advance)

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
    most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in
    the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent
    when her mobile phone rang.

    It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a
    terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The
    woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd
    be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was
    leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.

    She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the
    hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a
    cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the
    last shop. She was jubilant.

    Then she remembered her husband.

    Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the lady doctor in the
    corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished
    your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While
    you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your
    husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as
    well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be
    the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will
    require round-the-clock care. And that will now be your new career!'

    At this the woman broke down and sobbed.
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    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's
    dead. Show me what you bought.'
  • conwaygolfer
    Established Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 371
    • Conway, SC.
    • BT3000

    #2
    That was good - I will share it with all my lady friends, including my wife.

    Conwaygolfer

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      But that's just wrong!

      Ed
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      • Cochese
        Veteran Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 1988

        #4
        Wasn't very funny, sorry.
        I have a little blog about my shop

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        • LCHIEN
          Super Moderator
          • Dec 2002
          • 22011
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999

          #5
          can't tell that one to the wife. She doesn't like any jokes where someone dies.
          St Peter jokes are OK because when they go to heaven and meet st. Peter, in the joke, it's like they're still alive.
          Loring in Katy, TX USA
          If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
          BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Originally posted by LCHIEN
            St Peter jokes are OK because when they go to heaven and meet st. Peter, in the joke, it's like they're still alive.

            In a make believe story, with a make believe passing, with make believe people...that makes sense.

            .

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            • phrog
              Veteran Member
              • Jul 2005
              • 1796
              • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

              #7
              I think I dated her once. In fact, I think I dated both of them once. (but not at the same time)
              Richard

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              • TB Roye
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 2969
                • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                • BT3100

                #8
                I WAS just wrong. But why am I laughing? Probably because I know a wom an who would do that. Not LOML though.

                Tom

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                • Woodwerker
                  Established Member
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 490
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                  #9
                  I'm laughing more about people getting mad about made up story LMAO!!!
                  Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)

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                  • Bruce Cohen
                    Veteran Member
                    • May 2003
                    • 2698
                    • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                    • BT3100

                    #10
                    Paul,

                    Too hung over from last night to figure it out.

                    Bruce

                    BTW Happy New Year
                    "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                    Samuel Colt did"

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