Texting Abbreviations For Seniors

[gordons]

BTW ................. Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT ................ Bring Your Own Teeth
DWI .................. Driving While Incontinent
FWB ................. Friend With Betablockers
FWIW ............... Forgot Where I Was
FYI ................... For Your Indigestion
GOML .............. Get Off My Lawn!
GTG ................. Gotta Groan
IMHMO ............. In My HMO
IMHO ................ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
JK .................... Just Kvetching
LOL ................. Living On Lipitor
LWO ................ Lawrence Welk's On
OMG ................ Ouch, My Groin!
ROFL - CGU ..... Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up
RULKM ............ Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SUS ................. Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF ................ Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
WIWYA ............ When I Was Your Age
WTF ................. What's Today's Fish?
YYY .................. Yadda, yadda, yadda

[Richard in Smithville]

That's funny. My MIL is in her late 50's and I'm always teasing her about getting older( actually, she makes most of the jokes herself)

[LCHIEN]

some good ones there.