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  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #1

    The Amish elevator

    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially..

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

    'Go get your mother.'
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  • pelligrini
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 4217
    • Fort Worth, TX
    • Craftsman 21829

    #2
    Hehe, that's a good one!
    Erik

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    • Richard in Smithville
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      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
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      #3
      Very good Ed
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

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      • cabinetman
        Gone but not Forgotten RIP
        • Jun 2006
        • 15216
        • So. Florida
        • Delta

        #4
        That's funny right there!

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        • jhart
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          • Feb 2004
          • 1715
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Good one, Ed
          Joe
          "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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          • Knottscott
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            • Dec 2004
            • 3815
            • Rochester, NY.
            • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

            #6
            Definitely brought a smile!
            Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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            • twistsol
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              • Dec 2002
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              • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
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              #7
              For some reason LOML didn't think it was as funny as I thought it was.
              Chr's
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              • SHADOWFOX
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                • May 2005
                • 1232
                • IL, USA.
                • DELTA 36-675

                #8
                That was a good one! Thanks for sharing!
                Chris

                "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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