A German Tourist Walks Into McDonalds

[BobSch]

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) A local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!"

The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

[LCHIEN]

Good comeback.

[cabinetman]

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

That's something I would say, but, I wouldn't go in there for a beer either.
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[gsmittle]

That's something I would say, but, I wouldn't go in there for a beer either.
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A McBrew?? McLager?? McSuds????

The thought of McDonald's having a house brew boggles the mind.

g.

[cabinetman]

A McBrew?? McLager?? McSuds????

The thought of McDonald's having a house brew boggles the mind.

g.

Can you imagine being asked if you want it supersized in a McStein, or a McCup?
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[Stytooner]

Actaully in Frankjfurt, it was, Pils or Export?

[Richard in Smithville]

Can you imagine being asked if you want it supersized in a McStein, or a McCup?
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" You want fries with that?"

[jussi]

" You want fries with that?"

No but I will take a Royal with cheese. Oops wrong country

[Shep]

Nice McBeergut

[TB Roye]

I France it would be. " I would like a Big Mac, Large Fries and a Large Cabernet, with extra Ice."


I know you don't serve Cabernet chilled, But in France you wouldn't sever a chilled White with a Burger.

Tom